What is the kindest thing a girlfriend has ever done for you?

[guest]

Something that doesnt reduce them to a series of holes.

A girl wrote a poem for me once. It was very sweet. That's the only big thing I can remember, unless you count buying stuff.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

She blew me before the jacuzzi. Hahaaaaa, but seriously folks, this one goes out to all the ladies that fucked me without a cover charge.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My mom went for a test and they found out the polyps in her nose wasn’t cancer. She was so concerned and hugged me in such a loving manner. I couldn’t get sober so she broke up with me. Arguably the biggest regret of my life and believe me, there’s a ton of them.

 

[Meownaw]

My mom went for a test and they found out the polyps in her nose wasn’t cancer. She was so concerned and hugged me in such a loving manner. I couldn’t get sober so she broke up with me. Arguably the biggest regret of my life and believe me, there’s a ton of them.

Your mom was your girlfriend?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Your mom was your girlfriend?

No, oddly enough she’s my wife now.

 

[guest]

My mom went for a test and they found out the polyps in her nose wasn’t cancer. She was so concerned and hugged me in such a loving manner. I couldn’t get sober so she broke up with me. Arguably the biggest regret of my life and believe me, there’s a ton of them.

What was your poison?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

One time I half came inside this girl, and not only did she buy Plan B herself, she didnt even tell me about it and I only found out through her friend.
I didnt appreciate until years later how much of a bro move that was. Most women would make me pay, as well as try to verbally make me feel like shit. I shouldve married her

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What was your poison?

Alcohol is still my poison.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My ex painted this for me. It's my favorite church.

https://ibb.co/R48SBq8

What’s your top three churches?

 

[guest]

Alcohol is still my poison.

Sorry to hear it. I've only had 4 beers all week. The last few hours before bed without alcohol are so boring.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Sorry to hear it. I've only had 4 beers all week. The last few hours before bed without alcohol are so boring.

Don’t feel sorry for me. Just laugh at it.

 

[guest]

One time I half came inside this girl, and not only did she buy Plan B herself, she didnt even tell me about it and I only found out through her friend.
I didnt appreciate until years later how much of a bro move that was. Most women would make me pay, as well as try to verbally make me feel like shit. I shouldve married her

The first serious gf I ever had I shoulda fawkin married. Will never meet anyone like her again. Recently stalked her on fb and she had a "it's okay to be against gay marriage" border wround her profile pic ffs. She's not larping, was always legit conservative and Christian. She's still hot as hell, too.

I still have birthday cards and stuff she wrote for me, and resd them every so often and think about what couldve been.

All my previous self had to do, was treat her with a bit more respect. I'm always going to remember that. And I have plenty of time to think it over.

 

[fusciasomething]

My ex got us Mike Krukow’s friends and family seats when the Giants were at coors field. I got to boo the giants from his seats which were right below where he was announcing, I was drunk and it was enjoyable. It also ended up being the longest game in Rockies history which made it even more uncomfortable for her. She never did that again.

 

[RobertMewler]

The first serious gf I ever had I shoulda fawkin married. Will never meet anyone like her again. Recently stalked her on fb and she had a "it's okay to be against gay marriage" border wround her profile pic ffs. She's not larping, was always legit conservative and Christian. She's still hot as hell, too.

I still have birthday cards and stuff she wrote for me, and resd them every so often and think about what couldve been.

All my previous self had to do, was treat her with a bit more respect. I'm always going to remember that. And I have plenty of time to think it over.

Is she married? What if you reached out and gave it another shot? It sounds like she'd prefer to be with a pureblood (unvaccinated) though.

 

[guest]

Is she married? What if you reached out and gave it another shot? It sounds like she'd prefer to be with a pureblood (unvaccinated) though.

She's married with kids. It's too late for me. I fawked up... sniff.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

She's married with kids. It's too late for me. I fawked up... sniff.

Just pull a PCJ

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The first serious gf I ever had I shoulda fawkin married. Will never meet anyone like her again. Recently stalked her on fb and she had a "it's okay to be against gay marriage" border wround her profile pic ffs. She's not larping, was always legit conservative and Christian. She's still hot as hell, too.

I still have birthday cards and stuff she wrote for me, and resd them every so often and think about what couldve been.

All my previous self had to do, was treat her with a bit more respect. I'm always going to remember that. And I have plenty of time to think it over.

I also look back and cringe at stuff young douchebag me did to some genuinely nice gals. Whatever relationship hell awaits me over the next several years...I have it coming.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Die.

 

[fenrir]

My first college girlfriend was a total sweetheart. She would buy me little presents sometimes, leave me nice love notes before she left for class and would come over to my place and cook me dinner most nights. So, of course, I dumped her, thinking: "I want to play the field more in college and there's gotta be millions of nice, cute girls like this one. I mean, they can't all be crazy, useless cunts, right?"

Sigh...

 

[peckafacce]

Any girl that has let me put my penis in them is okay in my book.