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As long as its not a sacred cow we're good
I feel like this can only end with Rogan and Quasi discussing elk hunting
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I feel like this can only end with Rogan and Quasi discussing elk hunting
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Goddamn that's funny.Didn't somebody on the old sub call them... Rick voice: He called them Floor N-Words.
Its criminal that their vote counts the same as mine, same thing for women and minoritiesDon’t care about what midgets thinks. They’re smaller than us for a reason.
Quasi better start considering who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a chimpanzee with a baseball bat.I feel like this can only end with Rogan and Quasi discussing elk hunting
Jamie now bring up a picture of Royce Gracie. Ok so Jocko, right here look at his arms, they’re hidden by the sleeves on his gi, but they’re longer than a T-Rex’s. He would choke out a T-Rex with his gi like he did Ken Shamrock. Jamie pull up a picture of Ken Shamrock fighting Tito Ortiz…Joe Rogan has ceased to exist after moving to Spotify. I assume he's arguing with a Navy Seal about what BJJ hold would choke out a dinosaur. Like a really big dinosaur. Jamie, bring up that picture of a T Rex. It's got tiny arms so it can't break out but those legs look powerful.
"Who's this Patrick S. Tomlinson, Jamie pull that up...A HUNDRED pages on KiwiFarms? Dude, no way."
If he got mentioned on Rogan, even if it was literally 2 hours of Rogan and some Navy SEAL or roid monkey who gets punched in the head for a living making fun of him, he would claim it as positive media attention and a win.Christ I'm salivating like Patty at a buffet at the thought of something like that happening. I could actually see it happening too.
Enjoy your inevitable newfound fame, Patty Cakes. I'm sure it was the kind you were hoping for
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