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What is Opiewankenobi Donald Bojeebee’s next move?

What’s the grift?

  • He shows up and everyone is happy to see him. Returns home without incedent.

    Votes: 2 2.0%

  • Rape

    Votes: 43 43.4%

  • He shows up but doesn’t leave, tries to claim some kind of refugee status

    Votes: 25 25.3%

  • He flies in but gets turned away at the border

    Votes: 5 5.1%

  • He doesn’t make the trip for [checks notes] reasons

    Votes: 35 35.4%

  • He needs more money

    Votes: 52 52.5%
  • Total voters
    99
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Unfuckable dorks. All these photos of them shows how undesirable it is to be nominated for a Hugo.
 
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fricklefrackle said:
I participated.
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I bet those are full of popcorn.

Also, I'm assuming the little girl at the front was gifted to the first place winner.
 
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MySecondFatterAccount said:
Why be an African millionaire when you can travel halfway around the world to attend Scalzi's dance party and not win an award they were dangling in front of him? Im actually surprised he didnt win at least one of the two he was up for. Frankly it seems kinda racist and Im literally shaking rn.

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
Has he even been nominated in the past couple years? They nominate Paul just for being a fan and keeping secrets.
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Nope. I think it was The Ark when he got a nod. Then took it personal because he didnt win and stopped going for a few years. If it wasnt for internet trolls he wouldnt even be in their good graces.
 
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Slackjawed Cow said:
Nope. I think it was The Ark when he got a nod. Then took it personal because he didnt win and stopped going for a few years. If it wasnt for internet trolls he wouldnt even be in their good graces.
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Oh that’s right, he got all pissed at the SFWA, he probably told them he should be in charge or something crazy because he’s such a big deal on twitter and quit in protest. Just like his auto sales job after claiming to sell a high ticket car he quit and never sold cars again out of anger.
 
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