What is going to be Patrick’s comeuppance moment?

[NoBacon]

He won't be arrested for not paying a civil judgement. If he's jailed for not paying something, it will be unpaid tickets. The government doesn't care about Quasi's money, they care about their money.

It does happen, if he refuses to attend a debtor examination they can issue a warrant for his arrest. I doubt they’d do it but they could. They then set the bond at the exact amount that is owed. It’s not unheard of.

 

[wbgreen]

Sure, but Pat ordered the police to leave his property and never return.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Sure, but Pat ordered the police to leave his property and never return.

I was listening to him again today. When he said “never put me in cuffs again you FUCKING idiots” I found myself praying to God that one day, he’ll be cuffed for refusing to pay his debts, and we’ll see it in all its glory.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[Kurt_Love]

Niki leaves him. All of his household income leaves with her mom, he tries to move back home with Mama Raven and the gay drunk driver, they reject him.

He becomes homeless pretty easily pretty soon here.

 

[guest]

I think Pat is what happens when someone is never punched in the face. We all deserve it at one point in our lives and it makes everyone a better person.

I think his personality in real life is incredibly soft and timid. He just sperges out when he knows he's safe, (in front of police, on phone with Josiah). He's not confrontational like he claims.

That said he will piss off the wrong person somewhere (hopefully in jail for fake 911 calls), catch a good beating, and either be better for it or off himself.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Pat's Ark books finally get the TV/movie adaption from Netflix he's been dreaming. Unfortunately Pat gave up his books rights to Quasi as part of the seTTlemenT. Quasi rewrites the script from a ExSports star detective solving a space murder into a Bollywood movie. Story: Indians face off against an alien threat trying to teach them to use indoor plumbing and not rape their women. A real coming of age story.

 

[The Greaseman]

Probably when he's speeding in his shitty mustang and he slams into another car

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This. Either he'll assault some random fatass at Hooligans he mistakes for one of ours, or gets busted for faking vandalism on his property. Either way, it'll only be a misdemeanor, but his lazy and entitled attitude will make it impossible to humble himself during the court mandated community service hours. Which will lead to the real hilarity!

"Noooo probation child, you didnT lisTen. Picking up trash by the highway is beneath me"

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Pat's Ark books finally get the TV/movie adaption from Netflix he's been dreaming. Unfortunately Pat gave up his books rights to Quasi as part of the seTTlemenT. Quasi rewrites the script from a ExSports star detective solving a space murder into a Bollywood movie. Story: Indians face off against an alien threat trying to teach them to use indoor plumbing and not rape their women. A real coming of age story.

A biopic about a man with a Pringles can penis

A real cumming in Ade story

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

There was a point where he was a blue check, had writing gigs, had a multi-book deal, was invited to interviews, got remarried, etc. At a point in time, an objective outsider would look at his life and think there was some upside there.

Then he took a mediocre shot at Norm that just so happened to show up on a pest’s radar. At which point, he decided he was going to respond to literally because he wanted to be the hero that overcame adversity in his own Star Wars story. All of a sudden, he found himself in a battle that has gone on for years, with Patrick taking one humiliation after another, becoming increasingly more toxic every single day.

There is no more blue check. There are no more writing gigs. There are no more book deals. Any goodwill he had with peers is mostly gone. Any friends he has left are just random people who Tweet amongst each other. His wife is a dumpy, dirty drunk.

There is no upside anymore. His life revolves around correcting the record, using more extreme measures as time goes on. He’s legitimately indebted to a troll and has limited resources to defend himself.

Are you sure he hasn’t already had his comeuppance?

 

[SensibleKeks]

A biopic about a man with a Pringles can penis

A real cumming in Ade story

 

[guest]

He won't be arrested for not paying a civil judgement. If he's jailed for not paying something, it will be unpaid tickets. The government doesn't care about Quasi's money, they care about their money.

Bzzzt. Wrong

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[Clint Ruin]

I hope he never gets any comeuppance. The best milk comes from pig when he feels like he's on top of the world. I want him to be as successful as possible, Pat says and does the dumbest shit when he's under the influence of clout-based dopamine.

 

[LAZERBEAMZ]

My guess is one of these times he'll run into a cop who doesn't give a fuck and they will arrest him for acting so erratically, and then he will probably be put on psychiatric hold for a few days.

 

[Treat Yourself]

It will never happen but a man can dream.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

I hope he never gets any comeuppance. The best milk comes from pig when he feels like he's on top of the world. I want him to be as successful as possible, Pat says and does the dumbest shit when he's under the influence of clout-based dopamine.

The absolute best outcome would be video of him getting beaten to death by people he mouthed off to.

The second best would be him hosting The Tonight Show.

 

[guest]

The best milk comes from pig when he feels like he's on top of the world.

The police audio was funny af and he certainly wasn't feeling like he was on top of the world that night. Same with Josiah 5. Same with his BDA court hearing (he fucked up saying his name). He doesn't do well in pressure situations. Which is funny because there's no way he doesn't brag about always being calm under pressure.

 

[Will Tate]

The police audio was funny af and he certainly wasn't feeling like he was on top of the world that night. Same with Josiah 5. Same with his BDA court hearing (he fucked up saying his name). He doesn't do well in pressure situations. Which is funny because there's no way he doesn't brag about always being calm under pressure.

Zen-like tranquility, child.

 

[DanFielding]

He’ll have a complete mental breakdown and spend the rest of his life sitting in a corner with a pink blankie covering his lower body and a fake phone in his hand muttering “prison awaits, stlaker” over and over.