What is going to be Patrick’s comeuppance moment?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

We all know that the Pig’s ride on the gravy train going to end one day. He’s gone for too long now openly provoking people, talking down, cursing them, and “childing” them.

What I want to know is how is it gonna end?

 

[Meownaw]

Hopefully Quasi turning the hovel into his own personal street.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It's never going to end.

I mean, his marriage will end. His mortgage will end. His bar tab at Hoolis will end.

But as long as the homeless shelter has Wifi, he will be responding to Goodreads reviews in perpetuity.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

His whole existence is pretty much a hellish comeuppance

 

[Spraggy]

Prison, stlaker.

He’s got a screw loose and something is going to push him over the edge.

Maybe he will avoid prison because he’s got a clean record (right?) but it might knock some sense into him

 

[CruisinColin]

But as long as the homeless shelter has Wifi,

I think what would upset him the most about being homeless is knowing that he can't respond to tweets whenever he likes.

 

[wbgreen]

Prison, atalker.

He’s got a screw loose and something is going to push him over the edge.

Maybe he will avoid prison because he’s got a clean record (right?) but it might knock some sense into him

This. Either he'll assault some random fatass at Hooligans he mistakes for one of ours, or gets busted for faking vandalism on his property. Either way, it'll only be a misdemeanor, but his lazy and entitled attitude will make it impossible to humble himself during the court mandated community service hours. Which will lead to the real hilarity!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This shit will never end. Pat is 42 years old with no savings, a dilapidated house on the border of a seriously bad neighborhood, an aging car that he can't replace, multiple failed careers, a disastrously failed marriage, adversarial in-laws who - I'm sure - want Nikkki to leave him, and the causality of all of it can be traced back to the fact that he has crippling social anxiety causing him to be a cunt to everyone here interacts with as a defense mechanism. You think he's just gonna miraculously "get it" some day? If he hasn't figured it out now, he never will. We will fucking die of starvation waiting for pat to feed us the final moment of self awareness. It's never going to come.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Justice for Bernell

 

[UnPRePared]

I know some of you lads say he won't have a comeuppance. I've believed that myself, especially after the court judgment, when he still held to not paying.

But my sweet lady Gosia said it best: the Universe is about balance, and we often don't see it. He may not be an up-front cunt in public (but that's debatable after the audio leak), but he's blatant about it on social media under his very own name. And we are in a culture that wants to fault someone to the point we can ruin their life, even if they're not famous (and he's very much not, except to us.)

He will slip up against his fellow liberals. He has before and backtracked, but he'll get to a point where he can't fix it anymore. He just can't help himself with his thirst, his hubris, or his ignorance. The luck will run out, the balance will return, and we will have roast pig for dinner.

Also he's very fat.


EDIT: For fucks sake, damn Scottish grammar school education and half-assed typing. "Country judgment". Nice country, stupid.

 

[Fat little piggy]

When Annabelle pepper sprays him when he attempts to finally make contact. Not because she doesn't know who he is but because she knows exactly who he is. Hopefully she says " How does that feel fucker" and a thousand ribs break simultaneously.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

We all know that the Pig’s ride on the gravy train going to end one day. He’s gone for too long now openly provoking people, talking down, cursing them, and “childing” them.

What I want to know is how is it gonna end?

When he's forced to get a job.

 

[JebJoh]

Quasi will take his house kick him out and live with nikki

 

[💩💩💩💩]

But as long as the homeless shelter has Wifi, he will be responding to Goodreads reviews in perpetuity.

Can't wait for the Patrick to Lucas Werner transformation arc

 

[wbgreen]

But my sweet lady Gosia said it best: the Universe is about balance, and we often don't see it.

In that case, I'd say Pat already got his comeupance and the Universe is already punishing him. I mean, just look at him.

 

[UnPRePared]

In that case, I'd say Pat already got his comeupance and the Universe is already punishing him. I mean, just look at him.

I'd say look at the inside of him for ultimate effect, but you couldn't look through the arteries.

Because they're clogged.

And he's fat.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This is my fantasy: Clued-in civilian happens to spot the ManPigPig out and about, says "Hey, you're that angry guy from the internet!" Piggy snaps and punches the poor rando, to zero effect besides surprise. The local Fish & Game wardens are called, a brief scuffle ensues, and the creature is returned safely to the wild to live out its days rooting for truffles, loudly announcing its banal thoughts to the woods, and accusing squirrels of gangstalking.

 

[FurBurger]

He'll end up single and homeless and on the street, doing Terry Davis-style "Two Minute Drills" ("Hi fans, I'm Patrick S. Tomlinson...") into a clearly broken phone.

I just hope it happens before his daughter gets old enough to take him in, as that would prolong things.

 

[Udders]

Eventually when he's taken to court for or arrested for contempt for refusing to pay. I'd give anything to hear his explanation in open court as to why he won't pay.

 

[wbgreen]

He won't be arrested for not paying a civil judgement. If he's jailed for not paying something, it will be unpaid tickets. The government doesn't care about Quasi's money, they care about their money.