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What irrational fear do you have?

Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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It happened when I was a boy, wound up using tissues from the garbage can since I wasn't wearing socks. I'm still undecided if that sucked more than the time I had to have my 1-year-old daughter sit on my lap while I took a diuretic shit at the grocery store.
So the story of your username involves your 1-year-old daughter sitting on your lap? 😯
 

eggfeller

Franklin Delano Child
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probably that one day i’ll come-to in a shit smeared rubber room & an orderly will tell me i’ve been screaming about a nonexistent individual named “patrick s. tomlinson” for 5 years. in all seriousness probably that i’ll just be a broke stunted dumbfuck for the rest of my life, which is pretty rational i guess
 

Build Black Better

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Not true if you count GA. In which case you're 7x more likely to die than driving in a car.
I think you might have forgotten a digit. I have heard several private pilots say that general aviation is on par with riding a motorcycle, which has a 27x higher fatality rate than cars. I got my private license in high school and had a couple of dumbass moments, then went to college to become a professional pilot but realized I was too forgetful even back then and got into trucking instead. I fit in much better with those dumbasses. There are probably a few airplane loads of passengers that owe their lives to me changing my mind.
 

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A snake biting my bag while I'm on the shitter. If I lived in India or Cambodia or somewhere, it wouldn't be that irrational, but I live in one of the nicest cities in Europe.

I have a rational fear that you are actually a sand nigger. What cities in Europe are still nice for an alleged Aryan such as yourself?
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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I think you might have forgotten a digit. I have heard several private pilots say that general aviation is on par with riding a motorcycle, which has a 27x higher fatality rate than cars. I got my private license in high school and had a couple of dumbass moments, then went to college to become a professional pilot but realized I was too forgetful even back then and got into trucking instead. I fit in much better with those dumbasses. There are probably a few airplane loads of passengers that owe their lives to me changing my mind.



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