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Come on schizos and non schizos alike, spit it out.
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Well start with one, stupid.Too many to list
InsectsWell start with one, stupid.
The fear that Nigger Jim will blow his brains out from having too many irrational fears. Oh wait, that's not irrational. I sure hope he will continue screaming about his irrational (and rational) fears on YouTube. His fake soyjak voice is also quite entertaining.Come on schizos and non schizos alike, spit it out.
@Brooke Shields, comment?That I'll have to shit in a public restroom and not realize until after shitting that there's no toilet paper.
That’s not super irrational unless you think a fly is going to hurt you.Insects
When I lived in Texas they had a cricket infestation to the point the walls would be completely black covered in them outside. Then a couple years later we had a grasshopper one and I remember the moment you walked out of the house you would hear them land on you. I also remember grabbing a blanket as a kid and there was a cricket in it. Then we moved to a house that had to be infested with house centipedes because I would find them multiple times a week. FUCK!That’s not super irrational unless you think a fly is going to hurt you.
That's not irrational at all. Happens way too often.That I'll have to shit in a public restroom and not realize until after shitting that there's no toilet paper.
Deadly mosquitoes, definitely not irrational, especially if Minaw lives in a turd world shithole (maybe that's why he lingers the longest, living someplace with a 90% unemployment rate).That’s not super irrational unless you think a fly is going to hurt you.
It happened when I was a boy, wound up using tissues from the garbage can since I wasn't wearing socks. I'm still undecided if that sucked more than the time I had to have my 1-year-old daughter sit on my lap while I took a diuretic shit at the grocery store.That's not irrational at all. Happens way too often.
Chinkungunya and the malarias by the mosquitoes.Deadly mosquitoes, definitely not irrational, especially if Minaw lives in a turd world shithole (maybe that's why he lingers the longest, living someplace with a 90% unemployment rate).
But maybe flies too:
Flies are known to be carriers of various pathogens, including bacteria, viruses, and parasites, which can cause serious and even life-threatening illnesses. Some of the diseases transmitted by flies include:
- Cholera: Flies can pick up the cholera bacterium from contaminated food or water and then transfer it to human food, leading to infection.
- Salmonellosis: This bacterial infection can be transmitted through flies that have come into contact with feces or contaminated materials.
- Typhoid fever: Flies can spread the bacterium Salmonella Typhi, which causes typhoid fever, by contaminating food and surfaces.
- E. coli infection: Flies can carry and transfer E. coli bacteria, which can lead to severe gastrointestinal illness.
- Shigellosis: Flies can transmit the Shigella bacteria, causing shigellosis, a diarrheal disease that can be particularly dangerous in young children and the elderly.
- Dysentery: Several types of flies can transmit dysentery-causing amoebas or bacteria.
- Anthrax: Flies can pick up anthrax spores from infected animals and then transmit them to humans.
- Leprosy: Although the transmission of leprosy by flies is rare, there have been cases reported in areas with high leprosy prevalence.
Plagiarized from FagGPT
Dustbusters should really be rebranded as SpiderErasers. If you've never taken care of an insect problem with a portable anteater, you're doing it wrong and need to get to a Bed Bath & Beyond asap.That and those faggot spiders. Stupid assholes
You’re more likely to die in a car crash than a plane one so I agree with your sentiment. I don’t like flying very much.Flying, I’ve seen so many crash documentrees that I could at least tell the pilot the potential problem. That and those faggot spiders. Stupid assholes
Thanks CHHDustbusters should really be rebranded as SpiderErasers. If you've never taken care of an insect problem with a portable anteater, you're doing it wrong and need to get to a Bed Bath & Beyond asap.
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