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What has been your best orgasm ever?
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You meet girls online and asked your parents to find you a wife which you still don't have.
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All black or half black? IMO, one is worse than the other.
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I can't remember so i'm going to jerk off to a really black girl, and then jerk off to a light skinned one
actually, i'm not going to do that...i hate cleaning jizz off my leg, and I'd rather play Infinite
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Lift weights=Get pussy
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i'm going to start doing that yo
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Smoke a little meth and go jerk off. Nothing else is even in the same arena
I won't shame you for your beastiality fetish
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This fat dyke I hesitantly matched on tinder let me come over and it was about 5 minutes of me fucking her mouth and choking her and half her spitting on my cock and giving me a masterful handjob. She was really impressed with how much I came, it was a solid 10 seconds of just shooting ropes on her tits while she kept jerking me off. It tops even what I can do to myself since she just kept going until my legs were shaking uncontrollably.
Definitely a molestation victim who has a begrudging interest in men, would recommend that demographic.
Definitely a molestation victim who has a begrudging interest in men, would recommend that demographic.
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I was banging this broad I worked with. We met when we got partnered up during sensitivity training and made each other laugh. She reminded me of my high school ex who had cheated on me so I really enjoyed just beast fucking her within an inch of her life. She was blonde, super skinny, with moderately big boobs and really sexy green eyes. Her nose was kinda fucked up too and I can't explain why but that just absolutely did it for me.
One time she texted me while I was at a ballgame with my Dad and asked if I wanted to spend the night. So I had my Dad drop me off after the game and drive my car home. I remember her texting me something really sexy like "Great! Come over after and I'll own you." How are you gonna say no to that? I was usually the dominant one but apparently this time she wanted to be the one calling the shots.
She answered her door in a trenchcoat with a leather bustier on. She handcuffed me to her headboard and rode me, teasing me with her tits just out of reach of my tongue. It was driving me crazy. I was getting close and I couldn't take it anymore. Somehow I slipped the handcuffs off the headboard, over her head, and held down her hips, hard, in one fluid motion as I pumped my seed into her, raw. I'm honestly shocked I didn't knock her up that night.
That was easily the best orgasm I've ever had. The same chick used to take me to strip clubs because she got off on getting me drunk and watching me flirt with strippers and get lap dances from them. I probably should have married that girl. She was a huge pothead and a kleptomaniac with at least one diagnosed personality disorder but she was clearly crazy about me.
One time she texted me while I was at a ballgame with my Dad and asked if I wanted to spend the night. So I had my Dad drop me off after the game and drive my car home. I remember her texting me something really sexy like "Great! Come over after and I'll own you." How are you gonna say no to that? I was usually the dominant one but apparently this time she wanted to be the one calling the shots.
She answered her door in a trenchcoat with a leather bustier on. She handcuffed me to her headboard and rode me, teasing me with her tits just out of reach of my tongue. It was driving me crazy. I was getting close and I couldn't take it anymore. Somehow I slipped the handcuffs off the headboard, over her head, and held down her hips, hard, in one fluid motion as I pumped my seed into her, raw. I'm honestly shocked I didn't knock her up that night.
That was easily the best orgasm I've ever had. The same chick used to take me to strip clubs because she got off on getting me drunk and watching me flirt with strippers and get lap dances from them. I probably should have married that girl. She was a huge pothead and a kleptomaniac with at least one diagnosed personality disorder but she was clearly crazy about me.
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My best orgasm was at the Wisconsin State Rodeo & Livestock Auction, 1979. It was held in Westfield that year. This plump gay rodeo clown with big nigger lips took me behind the horse stables and started suckin' me stupid with no hesitation whatsoever. Ol' Dick-Suckin' Tommy deepthroated me so hard and so good it almost scared me, it was like a turbo vacuum on my dick. When I came I sprayed about a gallon of trucker semen right down his throat and Tommy honked his big clown nose as he mercilessly guzzled it all. Afterwards he said he usually charges $10 for one of his signature Buckaroo Blowjobs, but since he loves big peckas (being a cocksucking homosexual, runs in the family) he gave me a cut rate of only $5. *sniff* That Tommy was a legend back in his day. He passed on his trade to his fat son I heard which is nice to hear at least.
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Too many words to be funny.
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Big boy from kiwifarms tries his first funny. Dogshit post.
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no one seemed to think it odd that this complete stranger wants to know about their cum
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Tommy Tomlinson at a rodeo back in '68
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One of Norton's best lines was talking about that in their "cumming or going" bit.
Somewhere around 2004.