Have you considered being more funny?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
What happened to JerkstoreJ
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Buried in an emporium or sumpthin
Real uppity nigga
Buried in an emporium or sumpthin
Real uppity nigga
Dont ruin da bit!
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Yes Luis J Gomez I have considered that. Not the point. Ribs aren’t just for loffs, they can be given out for advice too.
Like when jerkstore started a thread for vacation ideas and brothermen gave him some ideas, no ribs. No ribs at da jerkstore Mon
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Ribs are for closers, funster
Hey Uncle J. I called the Jerkstore and asked them for JerkstoreJ and they said they were all out of you!
That guy was a real problem, though I agree with him that anyone crying about ribs or car crashes is an enormous faggot. I heard those were his last words before he killed himself.
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Still don’t get fawkin alts. Jackie on your tail?
Leave it alone
He pumped and dumped her...That's why she targeted this place.
Not surprised. He seemed the type to fuck ugly fat women.
Wha happen
vax injury
I got a call from him one day, and he said he was all outta me.
That's.... That's terrible, I'm sorry.
That's.... That's terrible, I'm sorry.
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Turns out Asian doctor was code for Indian doctorer of evidence
Linger Longer Ray.
I just assumed he was the JerkStore Sink Eporium name or whatever now
Those are your delusions, stlaker.
I said I assumed, not I am certain. Sorry to bear false witness, Brotherman.
I think I’m in his neck of the woods. Should me and @DCRedditGuy do a wellness check?
I’m guessing he’s tied up with something work-related, like a conference
I’m guessing he’s tied up with something work-related, like a conference