What forum heel would you sit down and have a beer with?

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

What about ME? You're discussing all these other people when you should be discussing ME, beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, Abe Vigoda. ME.

I can be a heel. WHY DON'T YOU SSSSSHHHHHHUUUUUT UP??

You’re the biggest baby face of them all, Abe. Where would Adam Libby be without you

 

[Coonskin]

I don't blame boq for his Kurt lovean ways.. he is a product of his environment and Allah will hopefully cure him of his illness. I would gladly split an araq with him.

 

[DMAN]

Fans.. I'm not even in top 6 heels, I must be the antihero babyface? Sexy badass rebel? Who pisses off the company? But is beloved by the people? Never jobs? Consistently carries others to excellent matches? Making 6 figures? Pornstar wife? Feet on Greenstein's desk? Hitting PrntScrn?

Where we at with the O&A midcard? It is littered with too many Opie Hater Zombies, How many guys can have the same exact gimmick? None of them deserve the Intercontinental belt.

Jenna's voice reveal was a shocking twist that I believe has killed his heat... As evident by the storyline being completely scrapped. What was that all about? "He makes elevator music." And then it was never mentioned again.

JohnnyComelately has been languishing in the Cruiserweight division for heaven knows how long. Never held a belt. Living in the dirt. His whore wife, or his mother crawls over to him. "Johnny, You just can't bring home the Ribs." Johnny. Whether you wanna be Johnny, or maybe you want to make a new name for yourself again, under a different account. If you ever see The DMAN thread, you'd better bow your head. Hit the Ribs. And say, "there goes, there goes the man." Know your role jabronie.

 

[White nigger slayer]

More worser has zero personality and has never posted a single interesting thing, yet is seen by some as a "Forum heel". Yuck...This place is going to shit.

 

[guest]

More worser has zero personality and has never posted a single interesting thing

What about that time he blamed Jews for his small dick and his mother's insatiable lust for brown penis? That was pretty good.

 

[DMAN]

What about that time he blamed Jews for his small dick and his mother's insatiable lust for brown penis? That was pretty good.

What about Nigger Jim blaming the jews for the fact that he likes to jerk off to videos of people having sex?

 

[White nigger slayer]

What about that time he blamed Jews for his small dick and his mother's insatiable lust for brown penis? That was pretty good.

Looks like I missed those post.

 

[guest]

What about Nigger Jim blaming the jews for the fact that he likes to jerk off to videos of people having sex?

Nigger Jim is a character.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Nigger Jim is not a heel because he’s beloved.

Dman is not a heel because he’s liked by everyone except Opie hating brainlets

CQ1 would be considered a heel but he’s so irrelevant I forgot about him

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I gravitate to the brothermen who naturally resent the other brothermen for being Opie hating NPCs like DMAN, whom I consider a forum heel.

I was an Opie hating NPC for years. For years, I was blinded by my own ignorance, wrongfully believing that Anthony was the driving force behind Opie and Anthony.

It wasn’t until DMAN showed me the TRUTH about Opie and Anthony. Opie was the adult in the room. Opie steered the ship. Opie routinely dodged Anthony and Jimmys pathetic attempts at betrayal. Opie was not afraid to confront anybody right to their face. Opie was not afraid of Howard, or management, or losing his job. He forced me to wake up.

I would have chosen him but he wasn’t so I went with BOQ, another guy who resents the brothermen but for entirely different reasons altogether.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Nigger Jim is not a heel because he’s beloved.

Dman is not a heel because he’s liked by everyone except Opie hating brainlets

CQ1 would be considered a heel but he’s so irrelevant I forgot about him

CQ wasn’t a heel… I don’t think he was doing what he was doing to be antagonistic I think he genuinely lost his marbles

 

[Chive Turkey]

Every one except @More Worser has demonstrated they at least have a sense of humor, some wit and an excentricity or two and one of my main reasons to visit bars is to have a loff with the more quirky patrons, so probably all of them.

@Jenna voice reveal makes xim a tough one, though. Can't have the customary conversation between bros at the urinals if he's gonna insist on going to the ladies' bathroom to hang out like some kind of homosexual.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'm more of a toe.

 

[Jenna]

Jenna's voice reveal was a shocking twist that I believe has killed his heat... As evident by the storyline being completely scrapped. What was that all about? "He makes elevator music." And then it was never mentioned again.

I feel like you believe I made up that rap, and it was some cryptic message to the forums. It's just the fast part of "Rap God" by Eminem.

Eminem – Rap God

“Rap God” is Eminem’s braggadocious ode to himself and his career. Over its six-minute run-time, he references comic books, throws back to his old songs, and raps crazily fast. In

genius.com

The use of “elevating” here ties into the “levitating” imagery above. Also, elevating music in the sense of motivational songs also refers to songs like “Not Afraid,” which his manager Paul Rosenberg described as “uplifting,” while some criticized him for it, calling it soft and “too mainstream”.

In contrast to Em’s uplifting music; others make boring, stale music. Elevator music is the unchallenging background music you hear inside store elevators. Many people dislike this music. Nobody listens to it on purpose, just by accident.

Elevator music also refers to Eminem’s own song. Other rappers are making elevator music, but he has literally made music about an elevator.

Also this line ends Eminem’s 9.8 syllables per second speed rap.

 

[Skippy]

I feel like you believe I made up that rap, and it was some cryptic message to the forums. It's just the fast part of "Rap God" by Eminem.

Eminem – Rap God

“Rap God” is Eminem’s braggadocious ode to himself and his career. Over its six-minute run-time, he references comic books, throws back to his old songs, and raps crazily fast. In

genius.com

SHOW US MORE RAPS! I LIKE RAPE!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I feel like you believe I made up that rap, and it was some cryptic message to the forums. It's just the fast part of "Rap God" by Eminem.

Since you've explained the joke now I'm laffin'.

 

[Wa4892]

Carl Winslow and Rutherford Blaze

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Moreworser must have been arbitrarily chosen in some clandestine ONA blood lottery to be ostracized because I haven’t seen him acting like a faggot

I think I’d get along with Dan and Boomia

Sounds like something a bald man would say

Post hairline

 

[DMAN]

I feel like you believe I made up that rap, and it was some cryptic message to the forums. It's just the fast part of "Rap God" by Eminem.

Oh literal Jenna. Since we're explaining our jokes. I know you were rapping an Eminem song. It just wasn't very well done, and it was the way you said "You make elevator music" that stood out. But I'm still butta.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Carl Winslow and Rutherford Blaze

Hell yeah man sounds like a party