What exactly is wrong with Pat?

[Bit Account]

but moved like lightning.

 

[guest]

Yea you could kick my ass. I'm out of shape and depressed. In the old sub, I relapsed after my positive lentil soup post. I started drinking and spiking H and started mating with British and German whore pig tourists. I got in a argument with another user who said he was big and fat but moved like lightning. The next day we reconciled. It was magic.

Ah man, I've struggled with the booze myself. It's tough to go through this life sober. But if sounds like you have a woman who adores you, and if I know anything at all, that's all you need.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He's a fat blowhard who larps as a cool guy on Twitter. He got away with it for a long time too amassing a decent amount of kid touchers and lazy beta orbiters but alas he was discovered by Owen and he can no longer pretend to play cool guy McGillicuddy online anymore

 

[whippinghuskies]

Ah man, I've struggled with the booze myself. It's tough to go through this life sober. But if sounds like you have a woman who adores you, and if I know anything at all, that's all you need.

My beloved friend, it was all fun and games until my Colombian fiance died. Loved her more than the hundreds of pig whores I've boned since middle school. I had 3 children with non white women who I wasn't responsible for, nor do I care about. Then I met my true love, and after she died, I had a nervous breakdown and moved back to Spain. Long story short, my paisana wife loves me more than I love her. But I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on her after she supported me when I was in the can. All I did was get high on H when I was away while she looked after my real estate in NYC and took care of my sons. I owe it to her to be worthy of loyalty. I had to move back to NYC bc off the heat that I brought down on my family. Crime doesn't pay. Being a tough guy doesn't pay. For all the young guys here, be righteous.

 

[guest]

My beloved friend, it was all fun and games until my Colombian fiance died. Loved her more than the hundreds of pig whores I've boned since middle school. I had 3 children with non white women who I wasn't responsible for, nor do I care about. Then I met my true love, and after she died, I had a nervous breakdown and moved back to Spain. Long story short, my paisana wife loves me more than I love her. But I promised myself I wouldn't cheat on her after she supported me when I was in the can. All I did was get high on H when I was away while she looked after my real estate in NYC and took care of my sons. I owe it to her to be worthy of loyalty. I had to move back to NYC bc off the heat that I brought down on my family. Crime doesn't pay. Being a tough guy doesn't pay. For all the young guys here, be righteous.

Goddammit, how much can one heart take. You Spaniards are still faggots for that "vosotros" shit though, fucking kills me...

 

[whippinghuskies]

Goddammit, how much can one heart take. You Spaniards are still faggots for that "vosotros" shit though, fucking kills me...

We still honor our forefathers. The older you get, the more you honor your people so long as your a son of Jesus.

 

[Rudderman]

Poor parenting and untreated mental illness, child.

 

[guest]

We still honor our forefathers. The older you get, the more you honor your people so long as your a son of Jesus.

Vosotras son mariposas

 

[whippinghuskies]

Vosotras son mariposas

My beloved Angie who died, I used to call her mariposa. I miss her a great deal.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I blame violent video games.

 

[guest]

My beloved Angie who died, I used to call her mariposa. I miss her a great deal.

Ah brother, may she rest in peace.

 

[whippinghuskies]

Ah brother, may she rest in peace.

She was the best, jack.

 

[RickReternal]

A big contributing factor to Pat is how fucking stupid he is.

 

[Bit Account]

I blame violent video games.

I blame his mother for doing so many drugs during pregnancy

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I blame Tommy "Two Tongues" Tomlinson for spending too many nights away from home trying to make a living on his knees.

 

[Bit Account]

I blame Tommy "Two Tongues" Tomlinson for spending too many nights away from home trying to make a living on his knees.

 

[wbgreen]

Fundamentally it's low intelligence that he never learned to cope with because his mother made him leave and never return to special ed classes.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Pat publicly states he'd rather be right than happy. He's neither. But he's too dumb and infantilized to know this is because he lacks the main ingredient, self-awareness.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

What’s going on in his brain?

Not much.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

His entire existence is a mystery to me.
He puts more effort into tweeting than trying to get his kid back.
The internet calls him a fat slob and he tweets all day instead of getting shredded.
Any normal dude would’ve changed their number and deleted Twitter 3 days after Norm/11