Think about it. Did Dan mean he has 5 bathrooms? Because thats impressive but excessive. Did he mean 5 sinks in general? He could have like 3 bathrooms then the kitchen sink and another one, again, not that impressive. He didn’t even specify working sinks. Maybe he just has one bathroom and then 4 sitting in his backyard. Dan please clarify this for us.
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What exactly does 5 sinks mean?
- Thread starter Sue Lightning
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Since he limited it to bathrooms, I can actually say that I have more sinks than he does in my house.
I also don't regularly eat $400-500 meals at Aria, though, so he's got me there.
Still, the more sinks he has, the more Flavia has to clean. Seems it'd be nice of him to get rid of a sink or two, for her.
I also don't regularly eat $400-500 meals at Aria, though, so he's got me there.
Still, the more sinks he has, the more Flavia has to clean. Seems it'd be nice of him to get rid of a sink or two, for her.
Double sinks don't count. One faucet, one basin, 5 inch penis, Suester.
It's a reference
Linger longer, funster.
Only bathroom sinks. Double sinks count as two, arguably to be found in a master bedroom. They have to be serviced by both warm- and cold water, otherwise it doesn't count.
Only bathroom sinks. Double sinks count as two, arguably to be found in a master bedroom. They have to be serviced by both warm- and cold water, otherwise it doesn't count.
5 bathroom sinks. So a double vanity in the master, maybe a double vanity kids/guest bathroom, and a powder bath. Sounds like the average middle class family home.
"I... I.... I... I... I have ROCK STAR HAIR, RALPH!"
The ramblings of someone crazy, DANGEROUSLY crazy. 
It's a whole way of life.
If you don't fly coach, don't save the roach - that's five sinks. If Joe Rogan doesn't answer your email requests to guest your podcast - that's not.
If you don't fly coach, don't save the roach - that's five sinks. If Joe Rogan doesn't answer your email requests to guest your podcast - that's not.
5 bathrooms with no kids or friends seems excessive.
where are Flavia's ese been living? think about it why do a fella and his rock chin wife need that big of a house? is Dan housing illegal aliens?
The master is a double based on the house pictures, so I assume the breakdown is:
2 in the master bathroom
1 in the second floor shared
1 on the first floor
1 in the basement.
Saying "5 sinks" instead of "4 bathrooms" is pure "I'm 6' in shoes" energy