What does this even mean?

[Gronez_Bambatta]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’ll translate:

“Moo moo moo”.

In reality I think this is just Joseph coping hard. If he was making great money and playing golf gigs he wouldn’t have to take to Facebook to “brag” about it.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

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It means he’s on his way to TGI Fridays.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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[guest]

Wow $100 for a week's work. I'm jealous.

 

[Zeroman]

Not sure where the “if I play” part is valid because if you’re being paid $300 for 3 hours of work, you can bet your smelly bovine ass that you’re expected to play.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Not sure where the “if I play” part is valid because if you’re being paid $300 for 3 hours of work, you can bet your smelly bovine ass that you’re expected to play.

I think he means that the shift managers at TGI Fridays don’t care if he plays or not because their boss booked him, not them. Also they probably try to persuade him not to play because the fat old man singing and being studiously ignored by patrons is just plain depressing.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not sure where the “if I play” part is valid because if you’re being paid $300 for 3 hours of work, you can bet your smelly bovine ass that you’re expected to play.

“The patrons would actually prefer it if I didn’t play.”

 

[Zeroman]

I think he means that the shift managers at TGI Fridays don’t care if he plays or not because their boss booked him, not them. Also they probably try to persuade him not to play because the fat old man singing and being studiously ignored by patrons is just plain depressing.

I don’t doubt that for a bit, but I’d be hard pressed to think that the “cushy” gig he’s braying about, is in fact the TGIFriday’s gig.

Also, anyone paying this fool 300 bones for a solo acoustic show is getting properly fleeced and needs to be corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I’d be hard pressed to think that the “cushy” gig he’s braying about, is in fact the TGIFriday’s gig.

This is Joseph Cumia we’re talking about here. He’s got a long history of talking up his work experiences and claiming things that are verifiably false (see his discharge papers for that). Describing a lonely night at a chain restaurant as a “cushy gig” with insane perks is exactly the kind of bullshit he’d try.

 

[PorqueDealer]

$100 an hour
Turkey sandwiches
Red Gatorades

Stay mad LIBTARDS

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

$100 an hour
Turkey sandwiches
Red Gatorades

Stay mad LIBTARDS

“12 towels. 6 white and 6 black” if I’m not mistaken. Probably to wipe all the cum off his greasy wop face.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Don’t forget: Joe is PRESIDENT of a very successful military-cum-musical operation!

And here’s where he gives the game away:

 

[Zeroman]

Don’t forget: Joe is PRESIDENT of a very successful military-cum-musical operation!

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And here’s where he gives the game away:

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I figured as much. I was just being way too optimistic for my own good. I should know better. Joseph Colleen Cumia is a hack.

 

[Zombie247]

A "musician" who, got a gig. Woo hoo! He can actually help Carol out. Paying the bills.

 

[Cumiace]

some wiseacre at the Moose lodge probably made a crack that he'd pay him $100 to stfu

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

A "musician" who, got a gig. Woo hoo! He can actually help Carol out. Paying the bills.

I wonder if Joe ever got caught up on the PSE&G power bill he spent months raging about but not paying. Definitely want to be in good standing with them ASAP since air conditioner weather arrived in the greater NY area weeks ago. (Don’t need it every day yet, but definitely at least a few times a week.)

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I wonder if Joe ever got caught up on the PSE&G power bill he spent months raging about but not paying. Definitely want to be in good standing with them ASAP since air conditioner weather arrived in the greater NY area weeks ago. (Don’t need it every day yet, but definitely at least a few times a week.)

especially when little bro doesn’t have the pool for the cow to go cool down

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

especially when little bro doesn’t have the pool for the cow to go cool down

There’s a lot of fawkin cows getting into swimming pools: