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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
What does this even mean?
- Thread starter Gronez_Bambatta
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I’ll translate:
“Moo moo moo”.
In reality I think this is just Joseph coping hard. If he was making great money and playing golf gigs he wouldn’t have to take to Facebook to “brag” about it.
“Moo moo moo”.
In reality I think this is just Joseph coping hard. If he was making great money and playing golf gigs he wouldn’t have to take to Facebook to “brag” about it.
It means he’s on his way to TGI Fridays.
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Wow $100 for a week's work. I'm jealous.
I think he means that the shift managers at TGI Fridays don’t care if he plays or not because their boss booked him, not them. Also they probably try to persuade him not to play because the fat old man singing and being studiously ignored by patrons is just plain depressing.
“The patrons would actually prefer it if I didn’t play.”
I don’t doubt that for a bit, but I’d be hard pressed to think that the “cushy” gig he’s braying about, is in fact the TGIFriday’s gig.
Also, anyone paying this fool 300 bones for a solo acoustic show is getting properly fleeced and needs to be corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrected.
This is Joseph Cumia we’re talking about here. He’s got a long history of talking up his work experiences and claiming things that are verifiably false (see his discharge papers for that). Describing a lonely night at a chain restaurant as a “cushy gig” with insane perks is exactly the kind of bullshit he’d try.
$100 an hour 
Turkey sandwiches
Red Gatorades
Stay mad LIBTARDS
Turkey sandwiches
Red Gatorades
Stay mad LIBTARDS
“12 towels. 6 white and 6 black” if I’m not mistaken. Probably to wipe all the cum off his greasy wop face.$100 an hour
Turkey sandwiches
Red Gatorades
Stay mad LIBTARDS
Don’t forget: Joe is PRESIDENT of a very successful military-cum-musical operation!
And here’s where he gives the game away:
And here’s where he gives the game away:
I figured as much. I was just being way too optimistic for my own good. I should know better. Joseph Colleen Cumia is a hack.
I wonder if Joe ever got caught up on the PSE&G power bill he spent months raging about but not paying. Definitely want to be in good standing with them ASAP since air conditioner weather arrived in the greater NY area weeks ago. (Don’t need it every day yet, but definitely at least a few times a week.)
especially when little bro doesn’t have the pool for the cow to go cool down