What do you think Pig would do if Thicke divorced him?

[BudDickman]

He will burry (sic) himself in strange.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Murder suicide.

 

[guest]

I think he'll create a new twitter profile that looks almost identical to his own then bombard her with mean tweets like how she's a fat, lazy, Milwaukee moon-cricket loving whore.... actually I know he will

I don’t know about that, I think she may suddenly get a whole lot of support.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Get a third, better wife, child.

 

[kingship75]

Third, BESTEST wife, child.

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

He’d be ears deep in strange

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

He would marry the first lady that lets him have sex with him, an even further downgrade than Niki.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He would come out as a trans woman within a year.

 

[captainjapan]

Fatricka Bimmel. Was she a big fat lady?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He would come out as a trans woman within a year.

Already has the tits for it.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Already has the tits for it.

Yeah he has a womanly figure, hefty bosoms, and big poofy hair. He can paint it pink, put on some purple eyeliner, and call himself Patricia. He’ll look like every other white trash “disabled” fat bitch at Wal-Mart. It’s so low effort even Pat can do it!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Yeah he has a womanly figure, hefty bosoms, and big poofy hair. He can paint it pink, put on some purple eyeliner, and call himself Patricia. He’ll look like every other white trash “disabled” fat bitch at Wal-Mart. It’s so low effort even Pat can do it!

And then sell even less books, if that's even possible. Keep sucking at life Patricia, make that last meal a bullet.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

What we need to do is get someone he truly admires to completely hate him publicly, while Nikki divorces him. That would be an interesting experiment.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Niki would kick the dogshit out of him.

For real. Big Niki has those Shane Carwin lunch boxes. His chins would be rippling into 2023.

" You are letting them win!"

Absolutely this. He’d spaz at her for hours, crying his eyes out and threatening to kill himself while saying shit like “you’re going to see what happens neccccccxxxt and it’ll all be your fault!!!!”

Eventually he’d write a 432 tweet thread about how she betrayed him because she was too weak to withstand the heat of the important work he’s doing saving the world. Probably signing off with some complete faggotry like “Someday she’ll realize how badly she done fucked up and I’ll be perched high atop the mountain, enjoying the better world I helped create as ‘I know’ reverberates through the ether.”