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I’m on my lunch break right now.
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Going right into Layla
Considering the time he's probably just getting his daughter to schoolI’m on my lunch break right now.
It's a status update from a local woman's facebook profile announcing her husbands retirement party, and he's scanning it intently for political undertones so he can get upset at her.Dollars to donuts that dullard is reading something, maw agape, for far longer than it should take. This is how most of his waking hours are being spent
Haven't seen you in a while Ray. I thought the board passed you by for a little bit.Wondering how a Scottish mountain of masculinity (complete with rock star hair) has made a musical career for himself in Europe, while the balding boot-lipped "paratrooper" barely travels the interstate to play the local salt-bomb diners for colored sugar-water and deli meat on yesterday's stale toast, being paid CASH pulled from the hard working servers tips.
Bloody Christ, he makes me sad.
Haven't seen you in a while Ray. I thought the board passed you by for a little bit.
Glad to have you back Ray. Hope your hot violin player is doing wellWe're not that close.
(Sniff)
Nah lad, I've been very busy but I still peruse. Long story.
Where we at with former Genesis lead singers who can still walk touring Europe?
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