I’m on my lunch break right now.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
What do you think Joe is doing at this very moment?
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He's probably looking at KP
Dollars to donuts that dullard is reading something, maw agape, for far longer than it should take. This is how most of his waking hours are being spent
Whatever it is, Fox news is on in the background
Piddling in his "studio" while double-clicking every button on his screen aggressively.
Going right into Layla
Considering the time he's probably just getting his daughter to school
It's a status update from a local woman's facebook profile announcing her husbands retirement party, and he's scanning it intently for political undertones so he can get upset at her.
Wondering how a Scottish mountain of masculinity (complete with rock star hair) has made a musical career for himself in Europe, while the balding boot-lipped "paratrooper" barely travels the interstate to play the local salt-bomb diners for colored sugar-water and deli meat on yesterday's stale toast, being paid CASH pulled from the hard working servers tips.
Bloody Christ, he makes me sad.
Bloody Christ, he makes me sad.
Haven't seen you in a while Ray. I thought the board passed you by for a little bit.
We're not that close.
(Sniff)
Nah lad, I've been very busy but I still peruse. Long story.
Where we at with former Genesis lead singers who can still walk touring Europe?
Glad to have you back Ray. Hope your hot violin player is doing well
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"Pushing the scungilli"
Probably counting his multivitamins and making some stupid apple cider vinegar drink. Mixing coconut oil into his black rifle coffee, and staring into space while he thinks about how he used to get huge checks in the mail from baby bro.
