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He took Sid instead.Jesus would have killed johnny rotten for sure just for being an annoying prat...
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He took Sid instead.Jesus would have killed johnny rotten for sure just for being an annoying prat...
He’s Anthony Cumia’s brother… do you have anything to say to him? I always loved how Joe thought Reddit was some physical clubhouse he could just walk up to and ring the doorbell.I sell cheap Trump merchandise to this dumb retard up on Long Island. You won’t believe it but he thinks it’s an investment that will be worth millions!
And the Blessed Virgin never fed Him tuna bones, eitherI don't think the Son of God ever got drunk and took a shit in his own canoe because a beaver startled him
You know, we actually brought it back a few times a couple of years ago.Tell them to bring back Crystal Pepsi again.
WTF I didn’t know this. Does it taste the same as at Taco Bell? (I have been craving this shit ever since I left the US).Baja Blast was recently made a permanent item
If you plan on getting it, I recommend seeking out the 16 oz single can. I think that all sodas taste better in a can, because otherwise you get that plastic taste.WTF I didn’t know this. Does it taste the same as at Taco Bell? (I have been craving this shit ever since I left the US).
I remember it being out a few years ago when I was living in Colorado around 2016 or so and was thrilled to see it. I didn't know it came back again afterwards.You know, we actually brought it back a few times a couple of years ago.
The first time, we really promoted it heavily, and it was a rousing success. The second time, we told absolutely nobody so when that relaunch failed, they scrapped future plans for it. It was so incredibly frustrating how narrow minded these people can be.
On top of that, it was produced ONLY in a 20 oz single - no 12 packs, no 2 liters, no 16.9 6 packs. Unless you are an avid customer for ridiculously overpriced 20 oz bottles ( which retail for the same price as a 2 liter bottle), you were out of luck. They also set up end caps at places like Dollar General - never considering how nonsensical the notion of buying a warm 20 oz bottle is.
There were plans to bring it back this quarter, but those plans were scrapped. But since Baja Blast was recently made a permanent item, I suspect that Crystal Pepsi will be back soon. I will post as soon as I hear anything. We should have our sales forecast for the next year pretty soon.
No but she has a big fat jew ass. It's a kosher bottom
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Post pics of your bosses asshole pleaseI work as a Sales Account Manager in the Vending department of one of the "big two" soda companies.
I also sell shit on eBay and am about to self publish a comic book. It won't make any money whatsoever but it's something I have wanted to accomplish my entire life.
I’ll second that and also ask to also make them bring back the new Coke formula. Always wondered what the big deal was with that shit but it was way before my fawkin timeTell them to bring back Crystal Pepsi again.
I work as a Sales Account Manager in the Vending department of one of the "big two" soda companies.
I also sell shit on eBay and am about to self publish a comic book. It won't make any money whatsoever but it's something I have wanted to accomplish my entire life.
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