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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Ricci Ryda said:
You faggot ass bitch made Danny boy? Or are you going to talk to me? I can save you brother, can't nobody else pump your street cred like big daddy can. Hmu.
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Nobody wants him back at this point, brotherman. Also, not to be an old faggot or anything, but maybe chill out on getting shitfaced. Love ya, missed ya.
 
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Mr. Wiseblood said:
I thought maybe you Steve C'd yourself (Dan, this is a reference to the executive producer of the Opie and Andy Radio program)
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Libby Son Of Loin

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Okay since no one actually answered your question with all the details from a neutral standpoint:

1. Gilbert Gottfried died. Mewler commented that he was one of the good ones and was sad that he died.
2. Dougie, going by the name NikkisProlapsedAnus started giving her shit about being a jew lover while larping as a neonazi moving out to the woods and reading Mein Kampf etc. Somehow she ends up being a fat chink as well, I'm not sure how that came about but it was some pretty funny shit, even though NPA did stink up the whole board for like a weekend.
3. Enter SimpervilleDan, who stood ground on his podcast, saying "you can't make fun of women". Of course, this resulted in exactly what you expect would have happened, everyone calling Dan a faggot white knight.
4. Your two Dutch and one Aussie faggot disciples join in on the shitposting, they stink up the board even more and they suck at it compared to NPA who's actually fucking hilarious. But Dan, who we now find out is a certified extra chromosome having retard actually takes the fucking bait and spergs out even harder, thereby actually making the shitty gay bit funny. All hail The Alliance.
5. Dan starts riding his high horse about how he's a high level contributor and therefore more important than people that just shitpost on the forum, which is 95% of the forum. Nice Podcast Stupid starts going from a weekly 90 minute recap of patposting that gives great behind the scenes info on past masterpieces into a 3 times a week 3+ hour long ramble where they just watch youtube videos. Good news we get BDA's court transcript and Pat's high school transcript revealing he got a 1.7 GPA (1.2 if you take out Gym class) and was 87/113 in his school which was surely full of mentally retarded farmer hicks.
6. Pat claims one of his gay cons got a bomb threat, everyone very quickly finds out he just made that up. Boomia decides to take credit for it, which was fucking hilarious, the forum goes down coincidentally the same day and everyone spergs out even harder, spreading all the way to KiwiFarms culminating in the gayest episode of Nice Podcast Stupid to date. Dan makes even more enemies outside of the alliance for being extra gay. My ribs were shattered.
7. Dan sees the fanbase is is slipping, so he renegs on his white knighting to try and save the podcast, but it doesn't work, NPA and The Alliance make daily threads calling him a faggot. He also tries to do fanservice to KiwiFags and "branches out" to shittier lolcows like Ethan Ralph, which basically kills any remaining interest in the podcast for those of us who really rock.
8. PCJ dies, Dan handles it poorly. At this point, even the most diehard Dansimps openly turn on him. He literally loses his mind and starts posting DMs including those from his own "allies" for no reason. This incurs the wrath of a dormant but watching Tony, who has thankfully finally changed his name back to Snake.
9. Snake googles Dan Mullen from Somerville for like 10 minutes and finds his entire dox including his Easter island headed brazilian imported possibly tranny mail order "9/10" wife and parents, only proving how inept and retarded Pat and Brinton are. This is released as 7:30 sunday night 30 minutes before a new podcast. SomervilleDan deletes everything, won't see him no more/he past/your mom's box all that jazz. Someone points out that Dan never really understood any OnA references which resulted in another hilarious bit where we have to explain everything to Dan just in case he's still lurking. Someone needed to Linger Longer (Dan, that's a reference to opie and anthony)
10. Pat replaced his fence and monumentally fucked it up, breaking Milwaukee code. Concerned neighbors report this to the city which has resulted in an ongoing case that is probably going to cost Patrick his entire life and get him thrown in jail, the only non homosexual thing to have happened on this forum since you went back to rehab/prison or whatever.

TL;DR I'm fucking autistic and I probably would have made a pretty decent forum historian but Dan never wanted me on his show even though I won his stupid talent contest. Thank fucking god.

Patposting rules, we're still hilarious.
 
Clint Ruin

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Denny's Cock Taster said:
Okay since no one actually answered your question with all the details from a neutral standpoint:

1. Gilbert Gottfried died. Mewler commented that he was one of the good ones and was sad that he died.
2. Dougie, going by the name NikkisProlapsedAnus started giving her shit about being a jew lover while larping as a neonazi moving out to the woods and reading Mein Kampf etc. Somehow she ends up being a fat chink as well, I'm not sure how that came about but it was some pretty funny shit, even though NPA did stink up the whole board for like a weekend.
3. Enter SimpervilleDan, who stood ground on his podcast, saying "you can't make fun of women". Of course, this resulted in exactly what you expect would have happened, everyone calling Dan a faggot white knight.
4. Your two Dutch and one Aussie faggot disciples join in on the shitposting, they stink up the board even more and they suck at it compared to NPA who's actually fucking hilarious. But Dan, who we now find out is a certified extra chromosome having retard actually takes the fucking bait and spergs out even harder, thereby actually making the shitty gay bit funny. All hail The Alliance.
5. Dan starts riding his high horse about how he's a high level contributor and therefore more important than people that just shitpost on the forum, which is 95% of the forum. Nice Podcast Stupid starts going from a weekly 90 minute recap of patposting that gives great behind the scenes info on past masterpieces into a 3 times a week 3+ hour long ramble where they just watch youtube videos. Good news we get BDA's court transcript and Pat's high school transcript revealing he got a 1.7 GPA (1.2 if you take out Gym class) and was 87/113 in his school which was surely full of mentally retarded farmer hicks.
6. Pat claims one of his gay cons got a bomb threat, everyone very quickly finds out he just made that up. Boomia decides to take credit for it, which was fucking hilarious, the forum goes down coincidentally the same day and everyone spergs out even harder, spreading all the way to KiwiFarms culminating in the gayest episode of Nice Podcast Stupid to date. Dan makes even more enemies outside of the alliance for being extra gay. My ribs were shattered.
7. Dan sees the fanbase is is slipping, so he renegs on his white knighting to try and save the podcast, but it doesn't work, NPA and The Alliance make daily threads calling him a faggot. He also tries to do fanservice to KiwiFags and "branches out" to shittier lolcows like Ethan Ralph, which basically kills any remaining interest in the podcast for those of us who really rock.
8. PCJ dies, Dan handles it poorly. At this point, even the most diehard Dansimps openly turn on him. He literally loses his mind and starts posting DMs including those from his own "allies" for no reason. This incurs the wrath of a dormant but watching Tony, who has thankfully finally changed his name back to Snake.
9. Snake googles Dan Mullen from Somerville for like 10 minutes and finds his entire dox including his Easter island headed brazilian imported possibly tranny mail order "9/10" wife and parents, only proving how inept and retarded Pat and Brinton are. This is released as 7:30 sunday night 30 minutes before a new podcast. SomervilleDan deletes everything, won't see him no more/he past/your mom's box all that jazz. Someone points out that Dan never really understood any OnA references which resulted in another hilarious bit where we have to explain everything to Dan just in case he's still lurking. Someone needed to Linger Longer (Dan, that's a reference to opie and anthony)
10. Pat replaced his fence and monumentally fucked it up, breaking Milwaukee code. Concerned neighbors report this to the city which has resulted in an ongoing case that is probably going to cost Patrick his entire life and get him thrown in jail, the only non homosexual thing to have happened on this forum since you went back to rehab/prison or whatever.

TL;DR I'm fucking autistic and I probably would have made a pretty decent forum historian but Dan never wanted me on his show even though I won his stupid talent contest. Thank fucking god.

Patposting rules, we're still hilarious.
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You forgot the whole "Mews is Chinese" bit
 
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Denny's Cock Taster said:
Okay since no one actually answered your question with all the details from a neutral standpoint:

1. Gilbert Gottfried died. Mewler commented that he was one of the good ones and was sad that he died.
2. Dougie, going by the name NikkisProlapsedAnus started giving her shit about being a jew lover while larping as a neonazi moving out to the woods and reading Mein Kampf etc. Somehow she ends up being a fat chink as well, I'm not sure how that came about but it was some pretty funny shit, even though NPA did stink up the whole board for like a weekend.
3. Enter SimpervilleDan, who stood ground on his podcast, saying "you can't make fun of women". Of course, this resulted in exactly what you expect would have happened, everyone calling Dan a faggot white knight.
4. Your two Dutch and one Aussie faggot disciples join in on the shitposting, they stink up the board even more and they suck at it compared to NPA who's actually fucking hilarious. But Dan, who we now find out is a certified extra chromosome having retard actually takes the fucking bait and spergs out even harder, thereby actually making the shitty gay bit funny. All hail The Alliance.
5. Dan starts riding his high horse about how he's a high level contributor and therefore more important than people that just shitpost on the forum, which is 95% of the forum. Nice Podcast Stupid starts going from a weekly 90 minute recap of patposting that gives great behind the scenes info on past masterpieces into a 3 times a week 3+ hour long ramble where they just watch youtube videos. Good news we get BDA's court transcript and Pat's high school transcript revealing he got a 1.7 GPA (1.2 if you take out Gym class) and was 87/113 in his school which was surely full of mentally retarded farmer hicks.
6. Pat claims one of his gay cons got a bomb threat, everyone very quickly finds out he just made that up. Boomia decides to take credit for it, which was fucking hilarious, the forum goes down coincidentally the same day and everyone spergs out even harder, spreading all the way to KiwiFarms culminating in the gayest episode of Nice Podcast Stupid to date. Dan makes even more enemies outside of the alliance for being extra gay. My ribs were shattered.
7. Dan sees the fanbase is is slipping, so he renegs on his white knighting to try and save the podcast, but it doesn't work, NPA and The Alliance make daily threads calling him a faggot. He also tries to do fanservice to KiwiFags and "branches out" to shittier lolcows like Ethan Ralph, which basically kills any remaining interest in the podcast for those of us who really rock.
8. PCJ dies, Dan handles it poorly. At this point, even the most diehard Dansimps openly turn on him. He literally loses his mind and starts posting DMs including those from his own "allies" for no reason. This incurs the wrath of a dormant but watching Tony, who has thankfully finally changed his name back to Snake.
9. Snake googles Dan Mullen from Somerville for like 10 minutes and finds his entire dox including his Easter island headed brazilian imported possibly tranny mail order "9/10" wife and parents, only proving how inept and retarded Pat and Brinton are. This is released as 7:30 sunday night 30 minutes before a new podcast. SomervilleDan deletes everything, won't see him no more/he past/your mom's box all that jazz. Someone points out that Dan never really understood any OnA references which resulted in another hilarious bit where we have to explain everything to Dan just in case he's still lurking. Someone needed to Linger Longer (Dan, that's a reference to opie and anthony)
10. Pat replaced his fence and monumentally fucked it up, breaking Milwaukee code. Concerned neighbors report this to the city which has resulted in an ongoing case that is probably going to cost Patrick his entire life and get him thrown in jail, the only non homosexual thing to have happened on this forum since you went back to rehab/prison or whatever.

TL;DR I'm fucking autistic and I probably would have made a pretty decent forum historian but Dan never wanted me on his show even though I won his stupid talent contest. Thank fucking god.

Patposting rules, we're still hilarious.
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Thats a pretty solid write up.
 
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If you got four hours to go through this, I recommend it.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/oh-danny-boy.16733/[/URL]
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That thread is OK, but this one is better...

Thread 'Official "Embarrassing PM's sent to Dan" thread.' [URL]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/official-embarrassing-pms-sent-to-dan-thread.16567/[/URL]
 
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