What did he mean by "I'm into certain things?" but wouldn't say

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Write a check to quasi, Fatrick.

 

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That odd moment was from piggy’s brain short circuited due to his autism and fake straight tough guy persona being challenged at the same time. He has to respond to everything (correcT The Record!) but also couldn’t reveal he likes it in the ass because we’ve never been right about anything according to pig. You know his eye twitched in that moment

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I submit the following theory: Patrick, as a complicated result of the aftermath of The Lappening, is in fact a cuckold. His entire concept of psychosexual identity and gratification is irreparably tied with a bigger, better man stealing away his wife. Note that in the context of the argument, Patrick’s rejection of the premise was that of the specific activity (pegging) and not the nature of said act (performing as sexually submissive and secondary to the gratification of the primary actor). He’s a bull-prepper just like his old man. That’s the shit he’s into. We talk a lot about how he’s a pedophile, and while he certainly associates with several he lacks the moral fortitude to commit such an fundamentally evil act. He’s just a loser, probably gay, and we were more than likely correct about the Mexican Spock fucking his wife. That’s why he picked such an easy slampig to lock down so soon after the divorce. His only way to get what he needs is if it’s happening to his wife.

 

[Harry Powell]

You won't eat a girls ass?

What a boring faggot...

Brotherman, I tried the whole ass-eating thing for a while, until burying my nose in the starfish of a disgusting whore gave me an E. Coli sinus infection. This man is right not to do it. It’s for degenerates and street people.

edit: I’d still do it for anything greater than or equal to an 8

 

[analeggsalad]

I'm into athetlic women in their 30s with small tits. A yoga body is perfect. Won't eat ass but I'll suck a toe. Not gonna lie. Would happily admit to that over the phone to a cyberstlaker.

What fetish is he hiding?

if they're athletic and attentive enough to their diet (or have the metabolism) that they have a yoga body, eating their ass is only a dozen microbes away from french kissing them

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Niki Robinson fucks mens asses

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Patrick was simply unwilling to speak on his love of nigger farts emanating from his beard’s fishy tunnel.

 

[UnPRePared]

Oh, you know...

 

[MonsterSteve]

He likes to suck yesterday’s meatloaf out of nikkis ass.