What church should I join?

[NortheastPhilly]

Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

[Turk February]

The Latter Day Saints are always looking for new members.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm a godless heathen, but there's something about Greek Orthodox churches (even Egyptian Coptic churches) that feel holy. When you walk inside, it's like getting hit by God. Maybe it's the incense.

If I thought there was some divine being, them's who I'd worship Him with.

WWAW da Lutherans? Ol' Marty Luther hated the Jews, so that seems like a good gang to pray with.

In all reality I'm an atheist too, but there truly is something when you walk into a Byzantine church. It's incredible. Maybe because I'm in the same buildings the apostles or saints themselves walked through or that they held against the Ottoman horde. What I suppose I'm saying is I appreciate the history

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Scientology seems to know what’s up.

They got psychology right

 

[DMbA]

The Church of What's Happening Now

lying Diazs pod shouldve been called the church of what i am lying about now

know what i mean

 

[Nigger John]

Scientology seems to know what’s up.

I used to live 15 minutes from the Clearwater fl church.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I used to live 15 minutes from the Clearwater fl church.

I lived behind the block of the one in Dupont Circle in DC. Everyone who worked there was weird, but you gotta go on the tour. It's good for a laugh.

Bring a friend or you'll end up like David Miscavige's wife.

 

[Nigger John]

@NoBacon

I think I have two days off in a row next weekend. Will research them. Not expecting a lot around me thou due to the area.

 

[Nigger John]

I lived behind the block of the one in Dupont Circle in DC. Everyone who worked there was weird, but you gotta go on the tour. It's good for a laugh.

Bring a friend or you'll end up like David Miscavige's wife.

Yea huge fail on my part. I used to drink a lot when I lived there and it ate a lot of my time. I always wanted to check it out but never did. Oh well.

 

[Peckas]

I used to live 15 minutes from the Clearwater fl church.

They have a super power center there I read.