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Used to be a webzone called gizoogle that translated words into SnoopNogspeak. I saw someone on 4chan input something Chris-chan wrote and the word "autizzle" has lived rent free in my head ever since.
Thankfully, i still exists.

"Wuz crackalackin' everybody, dis is Chrizzle Chandlez, comin ta you live from home once again."

Chris started doin thangs as Christopher Weston Chandlez on February 24, 1982, up in Charlottesville, Virginia n' was raised up in Ruckersville, a hood apart of tha Charlottesville area. They is tha lil pimp of Robert Franklin "Bob" Chandlez Jr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. n' Barbara Ann Weston, whoz ass was aged 54 n' 40 respectively all up in tha time of Chris' birth. Bob hit dat shiznit as a electrical engineer fo' Westside Electric n' lata General Electric, while Barbara hit dat shiznit as a cold-ass lil chedda secretary fo' Virginia Juice (now called Dominion Juice), n' lata First Uptown Gangsta Nationizzle Bank (by Circuit City) fo' realz. Accordin ta Chris' anger pimpment survey, they was delayed up in they language mobilitizzle n' had pimped high-frequency hearin loss.

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Yo yo yo I wuz a gangsta n shit but now i’m selling …uh…(checks paystub)….Batteries. Weed. LAUGH
I made a thread it about it a while ago but he posted something saying that he was done smoking and left us with a cliffhanger. I asked everyone to speculate speculate what the product was going to be and it ended up being an outdoor propane fireplace. I hate him so much.
 
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