What are you thankful for this year?

[Clint Ruin]

Buying 10 acres of land for our homestead for about the same price as a John Doe lawsuit. Oopsie doodles, Piggy!

Yeah but how many books do have published, hmmmmmmmm?

 

[RobertMewler]

Yeah but how many books do have published, hmmmmmmmm?

Fawk! Pig wins again!

 

[analeggsalad]

I hope Quasi, Space Edge and Rick can break bread.* Only people whose public persona-guard has been so strenuously kept up can understand what it's like to live under that kind of pressure. They are both feel they are playing it up for their respective audience, which as time goes on seems to lose its potency -- the 'proving of points' to the public element subsides and is subsumed into a game of who can "break" whom the most brutally and unequivocally

They are two tornados (Space Edge the more conscious and cunning, commanding a more real force of nature, to be honest without undue flattery; just the better villain, but still one dependent) of autistic retarded determination meeting each other and swirling around without ever fully canceling one another out

*no I don't, I don't really care, it's just weird having spent this much time watching this shit play out from the sidelines. Love my brothermen shitposters though. The OnA Truman Show must go on, woe unto xem who find xerselves caught up in it for dozens of boxes of ziti worth

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Nothin much just my foot long cock I suppose,
I mean if you guys are gonna make me talk about it

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im thankful that I have the self awareness to see how ridiculous it is to live like Patrick and the other insane social media losers we make fun of, and to at least be making an effort to be the best person possible.
Seems like I could have easily turned out like them, but I just got lucky to be raised in the right place by the right people (not-a-faggots)

 

[guest]

I'm thankful theres a fat retard who spent $124k in legal fees for our entertainment.

More like Fat Fuck drained the coffers of an organization that admits to supporting literal pedos at our boys’ prodding. The one inadvertent act of decency he’s ever accidentally contributed to.

Nice irony, you fat fucking deadbeat dad faggot. You’re fat, too.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

the thought of sometime soon fatrick will have to submit to a debtor's examination and the entire time he's having his options read out to him he'll be muttering under his breath: no, child. that's wrong, child.

He can only resist so long before he will be forced to pay up.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I’m thankful for my piece of ass wife and two beautiful daughters who tell me they love me every day.

I’m thankful for my bank balance and the fact we live in a house Pat would need to sell billions of copies to come close to affording; situated in a gated community in one of the most desirable neighborhoods in the country rather than half of a dilapidated hovel surrounded by niggers in Milwaukee.

I’m also thankful for the massive opening I’m about to be (a smallish) part of in the near future.

And I’m thankful God blessed us with endless Pat content all year. Content that became so ludicrous that you couldn’t even imagine it was possibly true this time last year.

Cheers to you, Pat. May you do the impossible and find a way to make 2022 just as funny.

 

[Imager]

I'm thankful that I donated $17k to Quasi for his defense to the lolsuit, because I happened to have that money just laying around.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I'm just thankful that we're still hilarious.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I'm just thankful I'm not Rick S. Tomlinson.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That Quasi has balls as big as church bells to defeat Fatrick and a pedo org.

That Josiah was blessed by Mel to get Fatrick to blab for hours.

That Mewler torments Fatrick with crafts and a daily report.

 

[42069]

I’m thankful for Pat. If he were doing this as an act he’d be better than Kaufman. This year he’s stepped his game up big time for us

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I'm just thankful that we're still hilarious.

Same here brothaman. Thanksgiving at my in-laws got canceled, so at least I can get some loffs on a forum dedicated in part to a dead radio show while I watch the 0-9-1 Lions.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Lol yeah That's me. I got locked out of that account because I forgot my old password.

Thanks man. My last suicide attempt was a year ago, and despite a major health issue I am dealing with, I am in a much better place now.

I appreciate your words, bruthaman.

We attract all the winners, don't we?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

We attract all the winners, don't we?

Leave it alone *sniff*