What are you thankful for this year?

[Cuphead]

I'm thankful theres a fat retard who spent $124k in legal fees for our entertainment.

 

[guest]

I'm thankful for not being cucked by a guy with a dick the size of my arm (yet).

 

[Will Tate]

I'm thankful that I have a sense of humor and humility that keeps me from endlessly getting into fights with strangers online.
And I'm thankful for my single chin.

 

[Phish]

Thankful for my family, who invites me to dinners and doesnt talk down to me and call me child. Thankful we eat Wellingtons, unburnt, together.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Thankful that everyone in my extended family dislikes democrats and their current authoritarianism. Aunts, uncles, cousins, their girlfriends and boyfriends. Even my grandma who voted against Trump twice

If one of the girls in our family brought home someone like Patrick everyone would give him a 'light' ribbing the first gathering he'd come to & he'd have to breakup with the girl after he wouldn't be able to convince her to abandon her family

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'm thankful that my family enjoys having me around on the holidays, unlike a certain sci fi author

Also thankful that I'm not fat

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m thankful I never let the idiot win.

 

[bombvest]

the thought of sometime soon fatrick will have to submit to a debtor's examination and the entire time he's having his options read out to him he'll be muttering under his breath: no, child. that's wrong, child.

 

[potatopeeler63]

I'm grateful I don’t have any niggers in my neighborhood and *actually* have readily access to my “chick’s” pussy

 

[guest]

I'm thankful the restaurant near my house serves real food, and that I understand the servers don't actually give a care about me, it's just their job to be nice. They're thankful I don't tip with shitty books I've written.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I'm thankful Patrick exists and insists on having an internet presence

 

[Cptbaldopie]

That pat never learned and is still hilariously retarded.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Having custody and full parental rights

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I'm thankful that I actually have a job that I go to everyday, so I actually have a reason to get up in the morning. I'm thankful that my life isn't so empty and devoid of meaning that I have become addicted to social media and the false identity that I have constructed there. I am thankful that I love and respect my wife, and she isn't just a prop. I'm thankful that Jim Norton is fat again, and has become the hack prop comic that he used to make fun of.

 

[Phish]

I'm thankful that I actually have a job that I go to everyday, so I actually have a reason to get up in the morning. I'm thankful that my life isn't so empty and devoid of meaning that I have become addicted to social media and the false identity that I have constructed there. I am thankful that I love and respect my wife, and she isn't just a prop. I'm thankful that Jim Norton is fat again, and has become the hack prop comic that he used to make fun of.

Did you used to be Easily_Forgetable? Because if so, im thankful for hearing you talk like this about you/your life/your situation. If youre not the same guy, that niggas prob dead af.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Did you used to be Easily_Forgetable? Because if so, im thankful for hearing you talk like this about you/your life/your situation. If youre not the same guy, that niggas prob dead af.

Lol yeah That's me. I got locked out of that account because I forgot my old password.

Thanks man. My last suicide attempt was a year ago, and despite a major health issue I am dealing with, I am in a much better place now.

I appreciate your words, bruthaman.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I'm thankful for Quasi, who spent thousands of dollars of his own money to fight a horseshit lawsuit that he could've avoided entirely had he caved to Restos tactics and shut the site down. All so we can call Rick a fat, retarded, nigger anonymously, as is our right under the US constitution.

I'm also thankful for El Tigre, a man among men, for defeating Rick's lawsuit in a few eloquently put but very expensive words.

 

[Snake]

That everyone I work with and extended family members got the Mark of the Beast and will likely die in the next two years.

 

[Clint Ruin]

who spent thousands of dollars of his own money to fight a horseshit lawsuit that he could've avoided entirely had he caved to Restos tactics and shut the site down.

Eh, that wasn't ever gonna be enough for them and I think Quasi knew that. They were gunning for him in particular pretty hard.

 

[RobertMewler]

Buying 10 acres of land for our homestead for about the same price as a John Doe lawsuit. Oopsie doodles, Piggy!