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What are you really good at, but kind of embarrassed that you are good at it?

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Two of my nerd friends sat me down to play the first Dark Souls game and I was able to parry straight away, consistently, without any issue or practice. Unless I'm mistaken, parrying is difficult to get the hang of.

It's embarrassing because they were jealous and acted snotty about someone being able to use a faggot mechanic in a faggot video game that they couldn't, which has no practical application or consequence in real life.

This is why Billy Mitchell is so hateable. Nice miniscule reflex skill, stupid.
 
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I'm good at fast rapping. I mumble but I can get through anything that any other rapper can. Bombs over Baghdad. The hard part of "Rap God". The Busta Rhymes verse in "Look at me Now", I've done em all while drunk and alone.

Right, so he was dreamin while I was peepin while the plumber was keepin the pipes from leekin
 

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Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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Man ass is for shitting, female ass is for licking.

Nice try with the hate though.

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Male ass is a exit only, female ass is a two-way street.
Brother Marquis from The 2 Live Crew thinks man ass is also a two-way street, which he eloquently explains in the song C'mon Babe:

Lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown
Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

 
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I'm good at fast rapping. I mumble but I can get through anything that any other rapper can. Bombs over Baghdad. The hard part of "Rap God". The Busta Rhymes verse in "Look at me Now", I've done em all while drunk and alone.
You better do a Patrick theme'd rap parody . . .

I'm beginning to feel like a fat fuck, fat fuck
 
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