What are some of them "Patisms" you use in your day-to-day life?

[guest]

I say hush now child to my girlfriend a lot.

 

[Tortfeasor]

I call people "child" constantly

 

[42069]

Whenever I lose an argument I say Hush Child

 

[Chive Turkey]

The dismissive child remarks are fun to use on Twitter. Spoiler: Liberals that don't know Fat fucking hate it and sperg at it. It feels good weaponizing Pat's own language against his own kind, because those remarks were just meant for the evil GQPers.

Liberals have literally replied with "What kind of narcissistic creep calls people they disagree with child?"

Oh if you only knew.

This is a great bit. Just use 'child' so incessantly on the Internet that the wokies start associating it as an alt-right dogwhistle and Rick'll get slammed the moment he leeches onto another leftist outrage du jour and lets one rip.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I said it before but I once said "oopsie doodles, child!" to my wife when she realized she was wrong about something and then unironically got stuck saying it for about a month until I had to force myself to stop. I also recently texted "Bzzt. Wrong, child." to a friend who responded with "Uh, ok dad." Ironic since Pat will never be called that.

 

[fricklefrackle]

I enjoy torturing my wife with his fat, stupid face.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

You should install a toilet roll holder on that cabinet

 

[HomeRunCumia]

My best friend posted on my Steam, "Imposter account, report and block.", and broke a few of my ribs.

We always call each other child, or say "No, atalker. That is simply your DELUSIONS."

It's fun to make fun of fat ass Pat, is what I'm saying...

 

[medium wyzzz]

I called my wife a cyberstalker last week

U have a wife?

I find that quite bullshitty child.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I don't use any of his catchphrases irl but I did send the pic of him blowing Trump to my friend and then he accidentally sent it to his mother and two brothers.

He's a viral child.

 

[Caverlock]

Sometimes I refer to myself as an "actual tough guy" if I accomplish some great feat of strength, such as rolling the garbage can out to the road.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I purchased one blue plate the day before yesterday.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Mostly just call people “child” under my breath

 

[Meownaw]

I just say yessssssssss child! To myself like a lunatic.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Hmmmm, I don't know about that, little baby girl.

 

[Raymond]

I don't use English outside of this place. Patticisms would seem out of place in non-English speech. Otherwise I'd use them all the time. I occasionally child my girlfriend when I don't like her to be right about something.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is just so off putting. It really is so obvious why he gets so much hate when you hear him in person.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He is just so off putting. It really is so obvious why he gets so much hate when you hear him in person.

I was in disbelief when he actually started talking like he does online to Josiah in that final call. He is insane beyond all comprehension.

 

[DidIStudder]

I was in disbelief when he actually started talking like he does online to Josiah in that final call. He is insane beyond all comprehension.

That first "yes child"

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

i say child the way black people use it which is at the beginning of a sentence.
eg what are you doing this weekend?
child, i'm broke

At least you didn't desert your children by choice