What are some of them "Patisms" you use in your day-to-day life?

[RobertMewler]

I wrote, "Thank you for letting me know the proper protocol" in an email yesterday. Do you use "child" and "nyum nyum nyum it sounds like you have peanut butter in your mouth" on a regular basis?

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

Not really a fat-ism but I tell my wife "that sounds a little far fetched" sometimes

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'm not a faggot, so no.

I do use pig as a kind of anti-inspiration though. I'm about 5 years younger than him and I look at every aspect of his life and think "as long as I'm not living in that house/married to that ugly pig/making that little money/addicted to social media like that" in 5 years, I'm good.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I called my wife a cyberstalker last week

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

We have a container in our pantry cabinet called "Sweet Summer Rub" that I use for smoking ribs. My wife crossed out "rub" and wrote in "child".

The virus is spreading!!

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

I always tell people "I'm into thingsss."

[checks notes] I do tweet out my weekly pay check to the internet, however never show proof and never show the check so you can see its in my big boy name and not my lesbian mama wifes.

I text "I know, bud."

"This is not how any of this worktssss, child."

When I am really brooding "SHUT. YOUR. FUCKING. MOUTHFFFF. CHILD!"

 

[guest]

"You have nothing to say to me."

"Fonald Plump"

 

[Phish]

Basically everyday i say “no, atalker. You did not fart in my wifes vagina. And no atalker. I do not have HIV.”

 

[captain_kamala]

i say child the way black people use it which is at the beginning of a sentence.
eg what are you doing this weekend?
child, i'm broke

 

[Snake]

I call my wife, child, at least once a week. Not a fan.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I’ve used “not so” in emails to my boss and his flunky a few times, I’m sure it pisses them off.

I really want to party with el Tigre.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

We have an upcoming work meeting and I told my boss “I’m looking forward to what happens nexssstt” which is the only time I’ve said a patism in real life. He just replied “Yeah it will be good to go see what’s coming up in 2022.”. I got faawkin heated when I let it slip.

 

[guest]

Caught myself using 'hush' in my YT comments battles.

 

[Phish]

We have an upcoming work meeting and I told my boss “I’m looking forward to what happens nexssstt” which is the only time I’ve said a patism in real life. He just replied “Yeah it will be good to go see what’s coming up in 2022.”. I got faawkin heated when I let it slip.

Fawwwkk. You must have been brooooding at yourself after that huh? Hope you were able to stay sober through these troubling times. I know its been 30 years, but still.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I refer to everything as a felony now.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I’ll occasionally say “noooooooooo child!’’ aloud to myself in Pat’s gay intonation, when little things go wrong at work. I then always end up chuckling to myself like a waterhead, lol.

 

[N64 Cube]

Not really a Patism, but about called this lady named Nicole “Thicky Nikki”

 

[RobertMewler]

I'm not a faggot, so no.

Hmmmm, I don't know about that, little baby girl.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I use stealthy geek every so often.

Dude at work was like, Im kind of a nerd but you would never really guess from my personality.

“So basically you’re a...stealthy geek?”

 

[Phish]

Ive posted the screenshots before. My brother will call me ,child sometimes. I would hit him with a baseball bat if he wasnt in the know of the PattyVerse.