What are some hilarious bills that Trump should propose to make the libs seethe even more?

[EraGodless]

PFG bit. Put Shapiro on the 10 and Elliot Rodgers on the 20

Bernell on the 100. It's only fair for Wisconsin being the tipping point- and a nice fuck you to Patrick.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bernell on the 100. It's only fair for Wisconsin being the tipping point- and a nice fuck you to Patrick.

First black man on the $20 and it’s Bill Cosby.

 

[aRTie02150]

Reparations for blacks if they can all behave and not listen to rap for 48 hours.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

First black man on the $20 and it’s Bill Cosby.

Pardon Cosby and Vince Champ.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Second abortion means community service and a third one equals tubes tied.

Also a big WHORE tattoo on the forehead

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Pardon Cosby and Vince Champ.

Can you pardon someone who was acquitted? I guess possibly formally drop the charges.

 

[Voscabulary]

Putting Rogan on the $5 bill would be amusing.

I know I ribbed this post hours ago, but I’m changing it to a col cos the image of rogan’s face on a fiver has been making me laugh sporadically throughout the day

 

[Child..]

Trump should charge all deportation costs to anyone hiring/housing illegals...(alot of right wingers will seethe too)

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Trump should charge all deportation costs to anyone hiring/housing illegals...(alot of right wingers will seethe too)

Punishing employers for hiring them does seem like an easy way to nip it in the bud. I’ve never not had to give my social security number after being hired.

 

[BUBBLER]

Make it illegal for fast food joints to cook their fries in anything other than "beautiful beef tallow."

Fuck hindus for ruining McDonald's

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Punishing employers for hiring them does seem like an easy way to nip it in the bud. I’ve never not had to give my social security number after being hired.

They use the socials of dead people a lot of the time.

 

[BUBBLER]

I hate street shitters most of all race. Glad the cunt lost

 

[Child..]

I dont believe her racial makeup...she doesnt even look Indian. She looks like Tiger Woods (Flipino + Nig) or light skin Black.

Trump is Jewish.

 

[DMAN]

Broaden slander and defamation, news networks can get sued to death for fabricating stories and will start to think twice about getting snooty.

Tighten public domain laws to cripple Disney and legacy old timey companies strangling us with old money. Now bugs bunny and mickey mouse are my intellectual property, stupid.

Put a cap on the amount of money that athletes and entertainers can make. It would be funny to watch Lebron squirm when they don't feel glorified and try to justify making millions to play kids games like playing pretend (acting) or basketball.

Classify transgenders as identity theft / prosecute them as Fake ID. Because it is. Or force them to go by their real names like "Bruce Jenner d.b.a. Caitlyn Jenner"

 

[TorpidSloth]

I assume this would make them taste better but how does it own the libs?

It's an RFK seed oils thing

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Make camps for liberals but they're full of adult coloring books, anime body pillows and those sensory rooms for autists so they volunteer to go themselves.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I think the residents of Waterloo, Ontario should be called geese as an insult. They just can't solve their goose problem.

Waterloo’s very own.

 

[Turk February]

Waterloo’s very own.

"Where the vampires hang out". Not entirely wrong.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I know I ribbed this post hours ago, but I’m changing it to a col cos the image of rogan’s face on a fiver has been making me laugh sporadically throughout the day

like a pokemon holographic, his stupid head spinning with a third eye