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What are some food habits that annoy you?

aRTie02150

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Worked with a woman who would hum as she ate. Not a song or a tune, just humming...

Before you ask: yes, she was black.
Fawk I used to be guilty of that and probably still do it. I'd play Xbox Live and get made fun of for it all the time. "Damn nigga are you making out with your food?" came up once and made everyone laugh and I was embarrassed.
 

Suetonius

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Not really anything original off the top of my head but when people eat and talk with their mouth full while making that smacking noise. I hadnt seen that in a long time but a few weeks ago I came across someone that was trying to talk through a hamburger in their mouth and it was so foul. Bits falling out and the sounds were stomach turning.
I definitely have autism because something that drove me into a murderous rage was when class would be silent and some fucker was smacking his gums eating some shit. Even chewing with your mouth closed in a room that quiet produces a disgusting sound.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bon but not forgotten❤️
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I definitely have autism because something that drove me into a murderous rage was when class would be silent and some fucker was smacking his gums eating some shit. Even chewing with your mouth closed in a room that quiet produces a disgusting sound.
No offense but that doesn’t even crack the top ten of why you definitely have autism.
 

Africa.com

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That too, LBJ-Quote-Fulfillster...


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Idk what's worse, what you are (and will always be) or what you wish to be, imposterster
 

HH Brother

Hotdog skin is coming back in a big fucking way
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People that squirt ketchup all over their fries like a rascal, instead of doing the human think and dipping them on the side, funster.

Chewing potato chips with an open mouth. I don't need to hear the crunching and see the chips wazzat? wedge themselves into your gums, rascal.
 
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Idk what's worse, what you are (and will always be) or what you wish to be, imposterster
Idk what's worse, being a 2d cutout of higher caliber niggermania.com posters, the fact that you probably are a product of zina/dont know your paternity, the fact that an LBJ Quote fulfister yearns more than Arabs themselves to tell me what I am.

Meanwhile I can recite my genealogy down 23 names to my ARAB patriarch, and from there, 40 names to Banu Hashem...my hickster. I have boqs in Yemen, and our genealogy is preserved in a waqf in Damascus, Syria:

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Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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Idk what's worse, being a 2d cutout of higher caliber niggermania.com posters, the fact that you probably are a product of zina/dont know your paternity, the fact that an LBJ Quote fulfister yearns more than Arabs themselves to tell me what I am.

Meanwhile I can recite my genealogy down 23 names to my ARAB patriarch, and from there, 40 names to Banu Hashem...my hickster. I have boqs in Yemen, and our genealogy is preserved in a waqf in Damascus, Syria:

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Seems I hit a nerve to warrant a couple paragraphs, groomerster
 
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