What are some food habits that annoy you?

[guest]

> "I can't eat carbs because I'm on keto/carnivore/lowcarb/paleo."
You're a 45 year old accountant, rice isn't going to kill you faggot.

>When black people get food (ribs, lobster, fried chicken, etc) and act like they won the lottery
YEZZZZZIRRRR! YESSSSIR!. WE EATIN GOOD TOO-NITE! ITS GOING DOWN Y'ALL. YES SIR! WE BE EATIN!

> anytime somebody (women) goes "im a foodie! I have a sweet tooth! watch out! I'm a big eater! I love food!"
do ya? you like food and sugar? like really like it?

>when anyone says "It's my cheat meal! I can eat treat myself, it's sunday! everything in moderation!"
nobody cares about your dietary habits or restrictions, asshole.

>when someone insists you try something because "It's my grandma's/abuela's/nonna's recipe! the secret is a touch of sugar!"
I don't give a fuck

>any man that takes a picture of his plate at a restaurant.
this steak looks to die for!!!! does it? so kill yourself then.

 

[guest]

-Mukbangs
-Taking photos of your food/drink.
-Foodie, ie eating as a hobby

It's just decadent af...and like a low, animalistic decadence...drunks and junkies at least fuck themselves up with chemically altered/processed shit, these low-vibration fools focus on, or fuck themselves over with something natural and primal and digested/shat out by all living organisms.

 

[guest]

-Mukbangs
-Taking photos of your food/drink.
-Foodie, ie eating as a hobby

did you read the title or the post? two of those were already included, now my fans have to read your tiresome reiteration

It's just decadent af...and like a low, animalistic decadence...drunks and junkies at least fuck themselves up with chemically altered/processed shit, these low-vibration fools focus on, or fuck themselves over with something natural and primal and digested/shat out by all living organisms.

I get english is your second language,
but you don't have to overcompensate trying to have a psuedo-philosopical angle on every perceived societal malaise in off topic.
you read jung and the descartes/socrates/kant starter pack a decade ago (all the classics).
we get it.

 

[Africa.com]

I cook "too fancy" for the in-laws

 

[Suetonius]

Unrelated but I think you’re Potatopeeler. The car crashes, the writing style, something just seems familiar.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

People who act like babies when their food is touching on their plate

Also that photo is so uncomfortable to look at. It just excudes grease and bloat

 

[Suetonius]

I hate when someone cooks a perfectly good meal and drenches it in fucking layers of cheese - congrats on fucking up something basic and good, stupid.

I hate when faggots praise foreign food and say its so much better than US food and you look at it and it looks like it came out of an ethnics asshole.

Eating food with your nasty fingers which is essential to a lot of African dishes - Literally grabbing finger fulls of rice, dunking them in wet slop, and shoving them in your hole. Disgusting.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Consuming eggs through the rectum.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Not really anything original off the top of my head but when people eat and talk with their mouth full while making that smacking noise. I hadnt seen that in a long time but a few weeks ago I came across someone that was trying to talk through a hamburger in their mouth and it was so foul. Bits falling out and the sounds were stomach turning.

 

[Dennyislife]

My cousin's boyfriend is 6 foot 4 covered in tattoos but will freak out over a buffet and refuse to eat it so has to get something separate. He is a bit Sam Robertsy too with what he eats. It's crazy. He's a home owner with toddler habits

 

[BUBBLER]

Tards dumping table salt on their food before even tasting it.

People who drown sushi in soy sauce, just drink the soy sauce and don't waste the sushi

When girls order edamame, it sucks and they charge $10 for a tiny ass bowl

Avocado toast, its disgusting

 

[BUBBLER]

Also as my alt succinctly put it, this:

Traveling for work eating fries by myself AMA

Did I rape the bartender yet? No but she called me baby twice so she's asking for it.

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[ミスタースパーコル]

Avocado toast, its disgusting

You're asking for it.

 

[Africa.com]

Tards dumping table salt on their food before even tasting it.

People who drown sushi in soy sauce, just drink the soy sauce and don't waste the sushi

When girls order edamame, it sucks and they charge $10 for a tiny ass bowl

Avocado toast, its disgusting

What's with women and edamame I've noticed this too

 

[BUBBLER]

What's with women and edamame I've noticed this too

They're retarded and don't understand how money works

 

[PickleRickle]

People talking about food at all unless im actively eating it. I dont really like food, its just fuel to me, it makes my stomach turn when faggots are obsessing about their next meal 4 hours out.

 

[guest]

did you read the title or the post? two of those were already included, now my fans have to read your tiresome reiteration



I get english is your second language,
but you don't have to overcompensate trying to have a psuedo-philosopical angle on every perceived societal malaise in off topic.
you read jung and the descartes/socrates/kant starter pack a decade ago (all the classics).
we get it.

Nice psuedo, stupid

 

[guest]

I cook "too fancy" for the in-laws

 

[King of OnAForums]

Not a big fan of pedophiles like Boq who claim to be halal but have a taste for 12 year olds.

 

[Africa.com]

At least we use utensils.