What are some evil things you’ve done in your life?

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I made a guy my sidekick/butler for a while in high school but I never actually liked him and just took advantage of him and manipulated him into doing fucked up, detrimental shit for my entertainment. He ended up slighting me in a minor way so I ruined his life to the point that he had to switch schools. He turned Mormon and has a family now. Once every couple years I'll like something on his or his wife's Facebook just so he knows I'm still watching and I can ruin his life again whenever I feel like it. The fucking guy probably has nightmares about me. I don't feel bad for a single thing I did to the kid to this day. I laugh when I think about it. It's really been my only foray into sociopathy and it turns out I'm super fucking good at it.

If you've ever seen the movie Filth, the relationship between McAvoy and his little buddy reminded me a lot of the way I fucked with this kid.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I made a guy my sidekick/butler for a while in high school but I never actually liked him and just took advantage of him and manipulated him into doing fucked up, detrimental shit for my entertainment. He ended up slighting me in a minor way so I ruined his life to the point that he had to switch schools.

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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There's several very fucking funny details that I'm leaving out for the fear that someone I went to highschool with sees this because they'll 100% know who I am.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I just remembered I swallowed a live goldfish in 8th grade

I forgot about this until just now and I have no idea why I thought of it: When I was 14 I dared my friend to dare me to buy a goldfish from Petco and swallow it live in front of the cashier. I could feel it wriggling down my esophagus. My 8th grade girlfriend was mad I killed a fish.

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[FranksWirecutters]

Just holding a spot for later. This is a good confessional.

 

[DMAN]

ME: Threw a deck of cards, spilled some chips, stomped on a cake, smashed a pinball machine, tore off a wig, broke a guitar, ripped up a few books, tossed one at the door, spilled some mustard, ahhh. Couple otha things. You know. The whole sex in a chuch ting. The Mayor ting. The homeless Chawlie ting. You know... People KNOW who WE are. Believe it or not. Whatever.

 

[Fat little piggy]

There's an asshole at work who was cheating on his pregnant with 2 other women including the wife of another co-worker. Now normally I wouldn't really give a shit but he would brag about banging our co-workers wife plus hit up other guys wives on Facebook talking shit and trying to hook up with them including my then wife which was how I found out when she showed me the messages.One day while he was walking in front of me his cellphone fell out of his pocket as he was putting it away. I picked it up and since it was still unlocked I took a screenshot of a dick pic and messages he sent to another girl. I then started a group chat with his wife, mother and the other girls he was banging and sent the screenshot from his phone. Right after that I threw his phone into a tank holding 3 million gallons of wastewater so there was no way he could find out what happened. He spent the rest of the day going crazy trying to figure out where he left his phone with no clue of the shit storm that was waiting for him when he would get home. About 6 months later when we took the tank out of service we were able to find the phone and we put it on his car seat. By that time he was divorced and living with some fat pig. He moved to Florida with her a couple of months later.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Great thread. Really pounded society.

 

[guest]

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I tried to borrow his butler for a few errands, but abe wouldn't let me. I was like "why not?" and he was like, "because he's my butler!"

 

[Cartoon Redux]

There's several very fucking funny details that I'm leaving out for the fear that someone I went to highschool with sees this because they'll 100% know who I am.

Nice nothing post you faggot retard

 

[aRTie02150]

I can't think of anything evil. i have acted like a Norton Diva sometimes but seriously can't think of anything evil.

Oh i have done this to a guy in middle school, thank god he had no injuries but i felt really bad in the moment. His ass slammed straight to the floor and he started crying pretty bad.

Damn I remember when this big kid Dustin who was like 20 in high school was about to sit down with his breakfast and someone pulled his chair. He fell on his ass and all of his food fell on him. He jumped up and said "HA HA HA VERY FUNNY. EVERYONE LAUGH!" as most of us nervously sat there knowing he was fucking PISSED.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’ve told quite a few third world prostitutes/regular girls after a few visits that im moving there and want to have kids, of course they want a white seed, so we’d fuck no bag for a while and bust inside them, then I’d throw out my sim card and leave the country a few days later

I burst out laughing at this. When you get married with a kid go back and visit them and your little bastards Madame Butterfly style.

Only actual evil thing I’ve done is cheating and I truly regret it to the point I’ll get pangs of guilt thinking about it. Oh and one in school when I was 12 I pissed on an ant hill then got the only black kid in the school to play with the mud without telling him it was made with piss. I don’t think it was a racial thing in any way, he was just unlucky.

I actually got in trouble because a teacher had seen me pissing. She told me off saying that it was a private act and that even her and her husband didn’t see each other pee. I remember thinking 1: thank god she only saw me pissing. 2: why wouldn’t you want to see your wife pee.