What are some embarrassing identities to have as an adult?

[UnPRePared]

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Yes, cis female child, I AM a FeminisT.

 

[guest]

People who wear "I voted" stickers

People who make politics their entire personality, but refuse to acknowledge anything beyond cable news or cookie cutter pundit bullshit

Redditors

Bumper sticker people. How much attention do you need?

Anyone who uses LinkedIn. I'll make an exception if you're just trying to get a new gig, but the corporate suckups that spend their time trying to score brownie points off the clock are beyond pathetic.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

People who wear "I voted" stickers

People who vote.

 

[johnnynoname]

couldn't OP just called this thread: "Types of People you don't like"

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

couldn't OP just called this thread: "Types of People you don't like"

The only response would be "niggers"

 

[RedHeadpw2]

... What I'm saying is the fucker likes em young.

And how do you like em, Ray? Hmm? Slender, weirdly flexible and spider-crawling around an empty house in 40 square yards of canvas for a group of hipster Polacks half your (great) age?
... Glass houses and all.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I'm glad I haven't seen "Bald guy with a beard", ever since I became one I've noticed they nod at each other in public. gay.

 

[UnPRePared]

And how do you like em, Ray? Hmm? Slender, weirdly flexible and spider-crawling around an empty house in 40 square yards of canvas for a group of hipster Polacks half your (great) age?
... Glass houses and all.

If you're talking about the age difference between Gosia and I, first of all - good on you for doing your research.

Second, we've been together for over sixteen years. Kiedis turns in his women like leased cars - three years is up, time for the newer model.

You can judge me rightfully for the age gap, but I'm not like him. I found a partner, he looks for trophies.

 

[johnnynoname]

rather than just shitpost, I actually took the time to read this thread



.......does anyone like anything?

 

[RedHeadpw2]

If you're talking about the age difference between Gosia and I, first of all - good on you for doing your research.

Second, we've been together for over sixteen years. Kiedis turns in his women like leased cars - three years is up, time for the newer model.

You can judge me rightfully for the age gap, but I'm not like him. I found a partner, he looks for trophies.

You're right, Ray. I had a stiff one after sweating outside today like a peasant and was full of sass (and perhaps a bit of jealousy, sniff). I took the joshing a bit far. In all seriousness though, cut back a little on the bread and sositches this season, will ya?

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

rather than just shitpost, I actually took the time to read this thread



.......does anyone like anything?

sandwiches

 

[aRTie02150]

rather than just shitpost, I actually took the time to read this thread



.......does anyone like anything?

Birds.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

rather than just shitpost, I actually took the time to read this thread



.......does anyone like anything?

Bird sandwiches.

 

[johnnynoname]

sandwiches

Birds.

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Bird sandwiches.

Check out the humanity on these guys

 

[UnPRePared]

You're right, Ray. I had a stiff one after sweating outside today like a peasant and was full of sass (and perhaps a bit of jealousy, sniff). I took the joshing a bit far. In all seriousness though, cut back a little on the bread and sositches this season, will ya?

I don't take things personally, you're alright with me, lad.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Cyclists, the vegetarians of the road.

 

[LingerLonger]

Cyclists, the vegetarians of the road.

I always laugh at the dash cams of people plowing into cyclists.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

couldn't OP just called this thread: "Types of People you don't like"

Adding @johnnynoname to the list of people I don’t like.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

Chef.

I know I bang the chef drum a lot but guys who act tough because they make burgers while having tattoos are fags.

Waitress.

Women who act tough because they wait tables are also faggots. Nice high school job, stupid.

I could elaborate more but I feel like you know what I mean.

If I hear another fucking chef call food sexy! It is food! Nourishment for your body! Not fucking sexy!

 

[RoTheHo69]

Cheap-dick pilots.

Ohhhh there's a $10 ramp fee at Sheltair.

What do you think, the flagger and golf cart for you and your bags should be free? The private terminal with all the free shit in it costs nothing? The crew car is just there because there are extra cars?

And at the shops, fuck. Yeah I know this should be replaced, but can you just sign it off for another year? Magneto every 500 hours!?!?! The fuck am I, made of money?

Yeah, stupid. Your rag-ass ramp rat Cherokee 140 that you painted on the tie-down with a brush and house paint has to meet airworthiness regs whether you can afford it or not. If you don't like it, go get Ebenezer the fossil to pencil-whip your annual and 'be a hero' when your engine quits and you're the only one killed in the crash.

Better yet, but something that's way more plane than you are pilot and take your family for a cruise to smokingholeville.

Even more better, be some dumb cunt 'influencer' who couldn't fly her way out of a tampon wrapper and take your pops with you when you crash and burn.

Fucking retards.

This is fawkin hilarious