What are some embarrassing identities to have as an adult?

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Nice Danny Ross height, stupid

I prefer "fun-sized"

 

[Mustard]

Orthodox
Obnoxious wooden cross
Psuedo intellect

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['THE NIGGER MAN']

I prefer "fun-sized"

I bet you do, pal

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

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Post tits

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

"No! I'm not fat! Or bald! Or pale! I just don't want to prove it!"

 

[Mustard]

"No! I'm not fat! Or bald! Or pale! I just don't want to prove it!"

I don't want to cause Im short and have a dad bod

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

was gonna say the rockabilly guys but recently I was thinking about but I haven't seen them around. Still some in southern Ca/Orange County. Used to be alot in Vegas. Social Distortion alllllll dayyyyyyy. Faggy beers. gay tatoos.

-Fox news watcher
-CNN watcher
-sports fans(esp football). I get more out of watching 100 year old baseball games.
-EDC people, poor lost souls.
-people who steal bartenders tips off the bar
-people who don't use turn signals
-cart simps
-video game streamers
-TikTokTards
-reality show watchers
-people who don't say thanks when you hold the door for them
-people who get in line in front of you after you hold the door open for them
-salesman that give you the hard sell
-people that have never done LSD
-cart simps
-people that have no cocaine at their house
-cops that write bullshit tickets but don't pull over people who don't use their blinkers or people without license plates
-people who watch shit on their phones in public with the sound up
-people who love The Eagles
-The Eagles
-people who watch network tv "shows"
-cart simps
-faggots

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Orthodox
Obnoxious wooden cross
Psuedo intellect

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Looks asian.

 

[BUBBLER]

Looks asian.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

was gonna say the rockabilly guys but recently I was thinking about but I haven't seen them around. Still some in southern Ca/Orange County. Used to be alot in Vegas. Social Distortion alllllll dayyyyyyy. Faggy beers. gay tatoos.

-Fox news watcher
-CNN watcher
-sports fans(esp football). I get more out of watching 100 year old baseball games.
-EDC people, poor lost souls.
-people who steal bartenders tips off the bar
-people who don't use turn signals
-cart simps
-video game streamers
-TikTokTards
-reality show watchers
-people who don't say thanks when you hold the door for them
-people who get in line in front of you after you hold the door open for them
-salesman that give you the hard sell
-people that have never done LSD
-cart simps
-people that have no cocaine at their house
-cops that write bullshit tickets but don't pull over people who don't use their blinkers or people without license plates
-people who watch shit on their phones in public with the sound up
-people who love The Eagles
-The Eagles
-people who watch network tv "shows"
-cart simps
-faggots

Cart simp?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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Not the best picture to open up at an eleven-year-old girl's birthday party,I'll tell you what.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Cart simp?

@DMAN

 

[LingerLonger]

so I guess the takeaway from this thread is that if you call yourself anything you should just go ahead and kill yourself

If you are a middle school kid wearing a Patriots jersey that is fine. If you are the wife or employee of the Patriots then wearing the gear is fine as an adult. But a grown man with a beer gut, flabby tits, having never even played sports in high school, wearing NFL jerseys and playing fantasy football and crying when his team loses.....is beyond being pathetic and a faggot. What are you even doing with your life?

Dressing up like an athlete despite being obese is deranged behavior. Like the ultra dweebs who wear Navy SEAL paintball gear despite never have even been in the military. Shouldn't you stop playing dress up in fifth grade? It's not like Tom Cruise dresses like a fucking Mission Impossible spy when he's out getting lunch despite being a mentally ill scientology weirdo. Or J.K. Rowling is out dressing like a wizard and casting spells in public.

The infantilism in modern society is douche chilling.

 

[Africa.com]

Can't-take-a-tip-on-the-course-guy. Nigger I don't want to spend all day looking for your ball. And I don't care how many extra you pick up looking for it

 

[Sue2]

Foodies - No you’re just a fat slob.

 

[Africa.com]

Foodies - No you’re just a fat slob.

My wife's family thinks I'm a foodie lol. Sorry I use salt and pepper when I grill steaks, rubes

 

[Stent]

People who talk up trades over other jobs when they themselves are unskilled laborers and therefore below anyone.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Im short and have a dad bod

Are ya.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

As I get older I like less and less people. And they aren’t personally offending me I have just gone through so many “friends” over the years that putting any energy into strangers seems pointless, even if it means hating them.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Cheap-dick pilots.

Ohhhh there's a $10 ramp fee at Sheltair.

What do you think, the flagger and golf cart for you and your bags should be free? The private terminal with all the free shit in it costs nothing? The crew car is just there because there are extra cars?

And at the shops, fuck. Yeah I know this should be replaced, but can you just sign it off for another year? Magneto every 500 hours!?!?! The fuck am I, made of money?

Yeah, stupid. Your rag-ass ramp rat Cherokee 140 that you painted on the tie-down with a brush and house paint has to meet airworthiness regs whether you can afford it or not. If you don't like it, go get Ebenezer the fossil to pencil-whip your annual and 'be a hero' when your engine quits and you're the only one killed in the crash.

Better yet, but something that's way more plane than you are pilot and take your family for a cruise to smokingholeville.

Even more better, be some dumb cunt 'influencer' who couldn't fly her way out of a tampon wrapper and take your pops with you when you crash and burn.

Fucking retards.