What a rude sign.

[Snake]

I was telling my girl about these vacation snaps and she cringed at the idea of me showing them to her because I inform her about all this shit. She doesn't really know Niki other than things I've mentioned about how she looks like and out and out dyke. I think there was only one photo of her posted, I think she was at a party or something and she looked just okay, like a hard 5. Now, she's pretty much has Patso's body with a cunt. Don't forget, he wasn't born with genitals.

It was mentioned by someone that he's gotta be a solid three bills now. We always goofed that he was that already but I don't think we need to do that anymore. I have an uncle that is his height that was well into the 300s and I think overall he is small in circumference than Pat. His weight was purely in his belly from drinking. Pat's fat is spread across him in such a weird pattern. Some men can wear their fat in a normal looking distribution and his looks like you made a create a character and pressed a random fat setting.

I showed them to her.

Oh, she's autistic?

Was this sponsored by Make a Wish?

God, he's fat.