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What’s going on with Conor McGregor?

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
He literally got paid more to play fight with a retired Mayweather than his whole UFC career in total.
Yeah but he still gets likely close to $8million for one UFC fight with the purse and sponsors. And he could still command that much for another couple of fights before landing another boxing contract against someone like Nate Diaz. He might have millions but he could double his net worth with another good three or four fights.
 

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
He also sold Proper 12 and that would be his second biggest payday.
He got more for the whiskey than he did for the Mayweather fight.


@LingerLonger he doesn’t do the karate stance anymore because of the calf kicks. This was actually a good move as the sport evolved.

He also put on too much muscle and can’t bounce like he used to. If you watch him at featherweight he never stops moving. Watch him now and it’s lead-foot to the floor.
 

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
He got more for the whiskey than he did for the Mayweather fight.


@LingerLonger he doesn’t do the karate stance anymore because of the calf kicks. This was actually a good move as the sport evolved.

He also put on too much muscle and can’t bounce like he used to. If you watch him at featherweight he never stops moving. Watch him now and it’s lead-foot to the floor.


His manager is also his business partner for his non-fighting ventures. It's some shady camel fucker named Audie Attar.

They went to Ken Austin's company to create the brand. The profits are being split multiple ways in that sale, so I'm not sure if it tops the purse for the Monkey Mayweather fight.

 

Uncle J’s Sink Emporium

You gotta pump those sink numbers up, funster.
He's on that Dana White cocaine. You seen Dana's body guard they are getting that good cartel nose candy.
You can tell when Bisping is always doing commentating he is on he always talks about hanging with Dana on the England card they both lost their voice.
Jones is another one of Dana's good buddies.
Can’t believe it took 11 comments before someone mentioned cocaine.

That along with booze and repeated brain trauma. This isn’t much of a mystery.
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
@LingerLonger he doesn’t do the karate stance anymore because of the calf kicks. This was actually a good move as the sport evolved.
Hahah you casual faggot. The wide stance is still used by tons of top fighters. You sound like Rogan "calf kicks are new". Guys were using low kicks in the double digit UFC events. Dan Henderson used to use calf kicks into overhand rights. Randy Couture used a calf kick to set up his knockdown on Sylvia as the first shot of the fight. Gaethje used tons of calf kicks on Khabib and Oliveira and lost. There are multiple champions in UFC current who use a karate stance.

The reason Conor hasn't won since forever is that he is a cocaine addict who can't fight in MMA properly anymore. He trained for over a decade using a karate stance and drilling wrestling defense and ground submissions. And then drank his knowledge and training away and finally destroyed the rest with coke. He can't fight at the top level of any aspect of MMA.

Did you even watch his matches versus Poirier? His legs got chewed up completely. He doesn't know how to check leg kicks anymore. Guy is washed entirely. I would be shocked if Conor even fought Chandler and made it into the ring.
 
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