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Absolutely butchering “Sultans of Swing”
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Absolutely butchering “Sultans of Swing”
Absolutely butchering “Sultans of Swing”
Absolutely butchering “Sultans of Swing”
Brotha Joe is grimacing
A real showman.lmao what a ham! The exaggerated facial contortions are even funnier in this one because in the original, Mark Knopfler adopts a casual, chill persona and is almost talk-singing...meanwhile here Brotha Joe is grimacing like he's belting out the chorus in Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You"
I think I unironically like Brotha Joe at this point
Absolutely butchering “Sultans of Swing”
Hoping for a story of a ship full of people shitting and puking so much they aren't allowed to go into port somewhereI’d take it back, this much more funny seeming wallow like a nobody hack he is, then getting him kicked off. He’s much more miserable playing for elderly.
God I hope there’s COVID outbreak on that ship
He makes Joe Cocker look like a calm and poised performer.I want to trash Joe but he's grooving and getting applause. It's better for him to be background noise so the audience can't focus on his pained facial expressions hitting out those notes.
So so so you're saying that we DO have an effect on his life?The fact that a pack of millennials have bullied an elderly cruise musician to the point he has to disable comments when uploading videos of his performances to YouTube is surreal and I don't 100% know how to feel about it.
I really don't know who has the time to get a boat to somewhere you can fly to in a few hours. This leg of the cruise was a short one so it's not like there were multiple countries visitedAt 65, Joe is the youngest person in the room. He probably feels youthful until he has to go back to his 165 square foot inside cabin and take his diabetes meds and joint supplements before he dozes off to sleep in his twin bed.
Just imagine how depressed and beaten he looks when he's scrubbing those toilets and working with all the non-white staff.
I think he's having trouble keeping up with the drum machine, old girl has lost a stepSounds like he's missing half the notes.
To be fair, even if AntH never met her, quit drinking/tweeting, started showing Opie the respect he DESERVES and married a black woman, I think the Opie & Anthony gravy train would be over by now regardless.Another Cumia life derailed and ruined by this wonderful, take-no-shit nigress.
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