Wes Anderson is a dickwad

[musta̖rd]

Everyone gave reasons, and you’re repeating yourself.

It's nothing like a hack comedian who does the same routine for decades. If it's obvious that he borrows his creative philosophy and method from another director than why is he automatically a hack and not simply an obsessive autistic guy who makes the same shit because that's what he likes doing? He's got his head far up his own ass and thinks whatever he does is genius, a hack knows they're shitty that they’re coasting. There's nothing lazy about a meticulous, complex, pretentious Wes Anderson movie, it's definitely naval gazing but it isn't hackery. Not everything is comparable to the comedy world.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Everything he's made since Darjeeling Limited is shit.

Asteroid City was the best of those.

 

[SensibleKeks]

I kinda liked The Royal Tenenbaums when I was a kid. It is like peak quirky, faggy bullshit though. Apparently Gene Hackman was a fucking psychotic prick on the set and after a certain point they started having Bill Murray just stand around basically supervising whenever they had to film anything with Hackman because they realized he wouldn't fuck around when Bill Murray was present because he was the only one who just absolutely wouldn't take Mean Gene's shit and it scared him.

In fairness I heard you quite the curmudgeon on the set of Good Burger. Muttering how you "were in the Godfather for Christ's sake". Read about an incident when you were drinking an orange soda. When Kennen Thomas walked by you, you yelled "I bet you'd want a taste huh?!" With a glimmer in your eye, you shook the half-drunk can before downing the rest.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In fairness I heard you quite the curmudgeon on the set of Good Burger. Muttering how you "were in the Godfather for Christ's sake". Read about an incident when you were drinking an orange soda. When Kennen Thomas walked by you, you yelled "I bet you'd want a taste huh?!" With a glimmer in your eye, you shook the half-drunk can before downing the rest.

You heard wrong. That fat black kid is a fucking monster. He mugged me at gunpoint and when I gave him my wallet he punched me in the face anyways. He wouldn't even give me my ID. Him and the stupid one also made me drive them to dangerous ghetto shitholes on multiple occasions so they could buy PCP. They always made me wait in the car for like half an hour while a bunch of shwoogies stared at me menacingly.

The orange soda thing, I offered it to him genuinely. If he ever saw me eating or drinking anything he'd take it away from me anyways so I figured he's obviously going to want my orange Crush. He twisted my fucking arm behind my back, bent me over the craft service table and whispered in my ear "If I want something, I'll take it from you, old white nigga." And then he just breathed really heavy on me for like 20 seconds. I honestly thought he was going to rape me.

 

[SensibleKeks]

You heard wrong. That fat black kid is a fucking monster. He mugged me at gunpoint and when I gave him my wallet he punched me in the face anyways. He wouldn't even give me my ID. Him and the stupid one also made me drive them to dangerous ghetto shitholes on multiple occasions so they could buy PCP. They always made me wait in the car for like half an hour while a bunch of shwoogies stared at me menacingly.

The orange soda thing, I offered it to him genuinely. If he ever saw me eating or drinking anything he'd take it away from me anyways so I figured he's obviously going to want my orange Crush. He twisted my fucking arm behind my back, bent me over the craft service table and whispered in my ear "If I want something, I'll take it from you, old white nigga." And then he just breathed really heavy on me for like 20 seconds. I honestly thought he was going to rape me.

I'm so sorry Abe. I would never have guessed the Jerusalem Post would be full of lies.

 

[lowend73]

It's nothing like a hack comedian who does the same routine for decades. If it's obvious that he borrows his creative philosophy and method from another director than why is he automatically a hack and not simply an obsessive autistic guy who makes the same shit because that's what he likes doing? He's got his head far up his own ass and thinks whatever he does is genius, a hack knows they're shitty that they’re coasting. There's nothing lazy about a meticulous, complex, pretentious Wes Anderson movie, it's definitely navel gazing but it isn't hackery. Not everything is comparable to the comedy world.

You talk like a fag

 

[musta̖rd]

You talk like a fag

You're not wrong

 

[EraGodless]

Just saw a preview for his new movie. Thing is, it’s just like his other movies :

Quirky Dialogue
Actors with basically 1 emotion
The frame of shooting that he has an imaginary line down the middle with everything equal on both sides
Shitty music

Fantastic Mr Fox being the exception. Now that was good

 

[Rude AND rude!]

I remember reading about that. I don't think Gene (RIP) was scared, but Murray isn't at all the very sensitive, neurotic type that Wes and maybe others on set were. I think Gene was instinctively bullying delicate flower Wes and preventing him from doing his job properly.
I remember watching a whole press event for that later film with Bruce Willis, and Wes was a muttering, drugged up mess. I thought, yeah, the bullying makes more sense now.

Wes seems like a fag and unable to communicate. Clint just brings up how to talk to him differently and he's still a stuttering, muttering prick.

 

[Nigger Jim]

Bill Murfpy plays God in the new one

 

[New Name]

I like this

 

[nasty twp]

Edward Norton really is good in everything. Would.

 

[lowend73]

Edward Norton really is good in everything. Would.

He’s a great actor, that’s all I can add to the conversation




If you want to go to a movie with no Blacks in the audience , this is your ticket. This is 100 % white people shit

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wes seems like a fag and unable to communicate. Clint just brings up how to talk to him differently and he's still a stuttering, muttering prick.

Jesus CHRIST. I'd be unable to resist bullying this fucking faggot too. All of that bullshit is affected too. He's actually trying to come off as some quirky movie character with a fucking George Bailey stammer.

 

[New Name]

Jesus CHRIST. I'd be unable to resist bullying this fucking faggot too. All of that bullshit is affected too. He's actually trying to come off as some quirky movie character with a fucking George Bailey stammer.

I think he's from Texas

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think he's from Texas

Well he's no steer.

 

[Harry Tasker]

Isle of Dogs watch pretty good

That’s @RedHeadpw2 ’s favorite movie

 

[lowend73]

That movie was garbage and was partially intended to kiss the ass of the blackmailing, kid fucking Jews who run his industry. He was rewarded for it, much like Tarantino was for his bullshit WWII film.

Tarantino has outright said Roman Polanski was not wrong when he sodomized a teen girl in a hot tub

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I remember reading about that. I don't think Gene (RIP) was scared, but Murray isn't at all the very sensitive, neurotic type that Wes and maybe others on set were. I think Gene was instinctively bullying delicate flower Wes and preventing him from doing his job properly.
I remember watching a whole press event for that later film with Bruce Willis, and Wes was a muttering, drugged up mess. I thought, yeah, the bullying makes more sense now.

Yes I feel like That was what Willis did to Kevin Smith on copout. Not even fir any reason just not wanting to have a guy like Kevin calling the shots and trying to AMOG. Which is basically why guys like Hackman and James Caan couldn't get work. Nobody wanted to put up with their shit

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Another fanboy resorting to calling people “uninformed critic”. Basically giving the response “well if you don’t like it, you’re stupid”. If you make the same thing over and over because it works, that is like a comedian telling the same jokes for 30 years. Hack

You are showing your ignorance , they are simply taking notes from Vosu Sama