We're not the good guys Pat, but we're better than you

[AntSucks]

Has anyone else noticed that everytime he "censors" words he deliberately does it in such a way to make it obvious what the word was? What an insincere faggot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Old Bert laying down a rake for pat to walk into.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat still thinks only in terms of good guys and bad guys. I bet he has a string of childhood friends who he turned on when they crossed some imaginary line.

Ha ha. Just kidding. He didn't have childhood friends.

What about that guy he willed his hair to?

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I dont get why he sends himself this shit, it doesnt help him at all

 

[EraGodless]

Old Bert laying down a rake for pat to walk into.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

@ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself, comment?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Until someone takes credit for it here, Im going to guess it could be from a few different places.

 

[DominusOdium]

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@ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself, comment?

He's sending these to himself.

I'm 90%

He's censoring faggot because he can't bring himself to post it

 

[RobertMewler]

Wait. "Doo doo shit"? That's Niki sending him stuff that he normally wouldn't say - and also obviously stuff we wouldn't normally say. Fat flag! Also, Piggy, the NRA are Zionist stooges so they can jump in the lake as well.

 

[DominusOdium]

Wait. "Doo doo shit"? That's Niki sending him stuff that he normally wouldn't say - and also obviously stuff we wouldn't normally say. Fat flag! Also, Piggy, the NRA are Zionist stooges so they can jump in the lake as well.

The most recent one has little baby tampon girl in it, which is the most Pat thing ever. He can't even fake insult himself well.

This all has the same tone as the fake graffiti

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im more big mad about the texts not being rib worthy.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Hey there Fat Guy, whatcha doing?

 

[Udders]

He'd be better of using the actual texts from Officer Nigger, Macho Man, Razor Ramon, or the Big Boss Man but he runs the risk of most normal people finding those funny. But I'm also willing to bet he gets lots of texts that aren't publicized here.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He's sending these to himself.

I'm 90%

He's censoring faggot because he can't bring himself to post it

Undoubtedly these are Pat. He has a particularly awkward way of insulting himself when he's pretending to be one of us because he's just so terrible at it. Note how these texts didn't call him fat even once.

 

[Stent]

What about that guy he willed his hair to?

His dork friends all went off to earn a proper education and left him behind. They were completing the final year of a degree and still getting messages from Pat about South Park.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

"Doo doo shit" is funny ngl

 

[guest]

Yes, he said "spit" too as if that's better. Can someone with a twitter show this to everyone in that thread?

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He makes it sound like Adrienne was a bystander with no agency. She chose to leave you while pregnant with your child because she felt he would be a far superior husband and father than you. The fact that he has a cock like two beer cans welded together and you have what is essentially a clitoris where your penis is supposed to be probably didn't help you either.