We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Mike was impressed with his background claims but then got angry again.

 

[AntSucks]

I'm on Linux, custom distro and I have over 24 commits on Github. Yeah, I'm kinda big deal.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Disabled/MS/XBOX
Purposefully phrased to sound like he has multiple sclerosis. Stupid fat fuck.

I didn't catch that. My mom had MS and that's what assumed he meant because I don't know video games. What a scumbag.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Furburger fucked the wrong kid.

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Remember when pat had that kind of moxie?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I didn't catch that. My mom had MS and that's what assumed he meant because I don't know video games. What a scumbag.

I think he just meant that he’s proficient in Microsoft Word.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Looks like Tommy Tomlinson’s got some competition for person with most different careers. He was at the Department of Labor too!View attachment 102909
“I worked for the DoL so that means I know everything about jobs numbers and you know nothing. Never mind that I was the window sweep.”

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He really likes to use his unverified cybersecurity experience as some kind of prison threat.

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He was a special boy college genius at the age of 9!

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Holy shit, he’s just like PAT! Pretend master of everything and works with law enforcement all the way up to the Secret Service AND XBox, “retired” yet on disability, it’s amazing

 

[guest]

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‘A psych hospital stay’?

 

[guest]

Oh shit I heard he's a Hilton Rewards member too - you're fucked dude.

He’s not a member of LA Fitness, however, to everyone’s surprise.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This guy is deranged and I’m guessing that’s his disability

 

[guest]

Pat is going to get jealous of all the attention this guy is about to steal from him.

Hopefully he’ll finally find out how he made cow brain feel.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

‘A psych hospital stay’?

That’s right, we’re so dangerous according to years of law experience working all the way up for the secret service that we will be put in THE NUT HUT for 2 years before our prison sentences.

 

[The Greaseman]

This guy is deranged and I’m guessing that’s his disability
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I always enjoy lunatics getting enraged by people being reasonable.

 

[guest]

Mike's impressed:
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Mike pretending to believe him is either hilarious or enraging but I can’t decide which.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Anyone curious of Shane's position on Norm Macdonald?

 

[guest]

It sounds like Shane is exaggerating, probably one part of his call center job involves sending reports to proper departments that determine if any legal related action is needed. Of course he makes it sound like he’s a member of the FBI windbreakers doing raids.

No, he’s one of those guys who is super valuable to the FBI and Secret Service but at 45 needs to beg online for help with money moving from one apartment to another.

 

[guest]

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He looks surprisingly like the Chad weirdo from the ‘I’m here to help’ photo. Either that or all of these cast members are just starting to blur together.

 

[guest]

He catches bad guys at night like Batman.

Fatman and Blobbin

 

[guest]

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Someones crackin’ skulls!

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Hi Shane

I am deceased

@admin - comment?

 

[swole_edging_llc]

Head on a swivel people, he's already an admin!