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We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

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Those agencies notoriously don’t work well together. So when he “coordinates” these investigations, is he that high up in one of these agencies or multiple agencies that he’s in charge of organizing investigations, or is he claiming that he organizes investigations that involve multiple of these agencies?
Didn't 9/11 happen because the FBI and CIA refused to share notes with each other? Sure Mossad probably told them not to, but if they had a working relationship they would have noticed something was amiss. Good thing Shane was there to coordinate the War on Terror. TYFYS
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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My biggest gripe about this place is laughing and not being able to explain to others why.
What do you mean? "Hey, check this out! This fat retard cyberhacker on top-secret disability told Twitter he got cornholed with a butter knife as a child, now he's getting sent pictures of butter knives by anonymous funsters!" Seems pretty straightforward to me.
 

Jesse Ventura

Access to the debates
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Ey dis is Swatty McButterknife and I’m stuck inside a poop chute.

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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️we have 12 discord gays using this account❤️
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Or that he’s making it up. I hope for his sake that he is. That story was sad and horrifying.
I have been leaning towards made up. One way would cause serious damage and the other end would feel like a skinny, cold finger so at that point it being a butter knife has zero relevance.
 

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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They're attempts at insulting me by posting pictures of butterknives is sad. They don't realise I'm "into" silverware. 🤫😉

And there too stupid to know that my wife's gunt is really just a droopy pair of boobies. 😎🤟

Maybe the CHUDS should leave the basement and go find themselves a blow up doll, if they can afford it.
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