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What he doesn't know, is we are secretly getting it wrong to OBFUSCATE.He's right. You retards get shit wrong all the time lol
Anyway get back to work I bought you a copy of McAfee so you can stop him from stealing my BBC
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What he doesn't know, is we are secretly getting it wrong to OBFUSCATE.He's right. You retards get shit wrong all the time lol
He needs to get his stories straight. First he claims he's a badass cybersec SME who puts bad guys in jail and claims he got Cosmo The God, even though Cosmo got busted by the feds for carding when they made an entire honeypot website called Carder Profit and got these guys on it. During which time Shane was working at Microsoft on xbox live as a Jr Software Test engineer. Not sure how those 2 are related but ok. He's claiming he knows everyone in law enforcement and when he gets involved they listen. Apparently except for Phobia The God who was still hacking long after Shane was retired from MS where he was a Retail Product Advisor.Christ this guy is nuts
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I think he might be schizo or something close to believe anybody knows what the fuck he’s talking about. These kind of crazy ramblings are usually from wacked out homeless guys.
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Nice stretch marks on the arm fatso
It's for comedic effectHe's right. You retards get shit wrong all the time lol
Another lying kike? Ya kiddin?He needs to get his stories straight. First he claims he's a badass cybersec SME who puts bad guys in jail and claims he got Cosmo The God, even though Cosmo got busted by the feds for carding when they made an entire honeypot website called Carder Profit and got these guys on it. During which time Shane was working at Microsoft on xbox live as a Jr Software Test engineer. Not sure how those 2 are related but ok. He's claiming he knows everyone in law enforcement and when he gets involved they listen. Apparently except for Phobia The God who was still hacking long after Shane was retired from MS where he was a Retail Product Advisor.
He claims he's been in cyber for decades but his linked in doesn't reflect that at all. I bet what happened is that he was working on Xbox Live support when these guys were hacking Xbox Live accounts and they had him collect some logs and send them on. That somehow translates to him being an SME in cyber except his last position, and only actual Microsoft position (the rest were contract positions) was a Retail Product Advisor. I've never heard of a cybersecurity position called Retail Product Advisor.
Apparently he puts people in jail and LEOs at all levels listen to him because he can dig up dirt on anyone. Except Phobia apparently. He just left him alone.
Fat too.My god he’s insane
Most of us thought OnA was funny at some point, how smart can we really be?He's right. You retards get shit wrong all the time lol
You gonna sit there and take this, @Pringle Can Lothario?
Always with the capeshit with these types.
So there is/was a hacking group called UGNazi where all their members' name ended with 'The God'. Shane claimed in a Twitter post that he took down a member named 'Cosmo The God'. However, Cosmo The God was caught by the FBI on a fake site the feds set up to catch these guys trading credit card info, etc. I think Phobia The God is/was also a member of the same group, based on his name. Shane had another Twitter post telling someone to ask Phobia The God about him, implying that Shane had done something to Phobia. But Phobia was still hacking years after Shane quit the Microsoft Store. I was just wondering why Shane didn't put him in jail like he claims he did to Cosmo.Am I supposed to know who phobia is?
Shane's rabbi raped his nine year old dick completely off, so there's that.A layabout jew named Shane? Something doesn't add up. Back in my day, jews were gainfully employed and didn't have white trash names. If Shane truly is a kike, his mother is even more disappointed in her son than Mrs. Weimer.
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