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Oh yeah. I have a guitar on the wall above the head of my bed and there's wiped up jizz smudges all over it. I can get some wild distance.Yeah and it shoots with high velocity too I bet
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Oh yeah. I have a guitar on the wall above the head of my bed and there's wiped up jizz smudges all over it. I can get some wild distance.Yeah and it shoots with high velocity too I bet
Look up Kids in a SandboxOh yeah. I have a guitar on the wall above the head of my bed and there's wiped up jizz smudges all over it. I can get some wild distance.
I don't think I want to do that.Look up Kids in a Sandbox
That'll fix your problem right up
No, it I sent. I’m from LIC/BKLN. What is your problem, cuz. Is it the anti Jewish stuff I said? I told you I was kidding. I have no no intention of being combative in person.This thread has been infected by Canadian vagrants.
I'm going by your personal requirements to talk first, then meet.
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Let's talk on Turk's show in the early afternoon, then if our video date goes well I'll come into the city for some stromboli?No, it I sent. I’m from LIC/BKLN. What is your problem, cuz. Is it the anti Jewish stuff I said? I told you I was kidding. I have no no intention of being combative in person.
I'm not a maniac. I'm a depressniac and possibly a psychopath. There's a massive distinction. Stop being racist.Forget about that. You’ll have plenty of material for our favorite Canadian maniac after we meet. Again, I’ll be very friendly. You can voice record the entire thing.
I was just being American. I’m still mad about Canada re 1775.I'm not a maniac. I'm a depressniac and possibly a psychopath. There's a massive distinction. Stop being racist.
Holy shit you indirectly helped me find my saline cuz I dropped my phone responding to this and it fell directly on the bottle. You're fucking magic.I was just being American. I’m still mad about Canada re 1775.
No that's because you're gay but you keep trying to fuck ladiesReally? I've got a narrow urethra like Hank Hill? Nice. Is that why it takes me an abnormally long time to blow a load too?
That’s chronic alcoholismReally? I've got a narrow urethra like Hank Hill? Nice. Is that why it takes me an abnormally long time to blow a load too?
He drinks to cover the shame he feels due to his urgesThat’s chronic alcoholism
That makes sense.That’s chronic alcoholism
Honestly I even avoid chicks with hand tattoos now because seeing a tattooed hand grip your dick makes it feel like you're about to fuck a tough little carnie-handed Hell's Angel for a split second and that's enough to take me out of it.He drinks to cover the shame he feels due to his urges
'cause you're gay, homieHonestly I even avoid chicks
No problem. Sorry for burning down York. So much better than New York.Holy shit you indirectly helped me find my saline cuz I dropped my phone responding to this and it fell directly on the bottle. You're fucking magic.
Edit one. I was looking for it all day and using aftershave instead.
There's nothing gay about constantly having gay sex and avoiding women. It's 2024. Grow up.'cause you're gay, homie
North York is the best York. You can even get a bus there now. To our American friends a bus is like a car but much larger that you can ride in. Almost like a train.No problem. Sorry for burning down York. So much better than New York.
Hey, what if I kicked your ass?North York is the best York. You can even get a bus there now. To our American friends a bus is like a car but much larger that you can ride in. Almost like a train.
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