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We’re definitely touching wieners this Saturday
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HE
WANTS
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FUCKING
STEAK
WANTS
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FUCKING
STEAK
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No, he wants to big dog someone he thinks resembles the guido jocks he didn’t get along with in high school. Incidentally, the kind of people I didn’t like idk 25 years ago FFS.
Your Russian nephew will have a goldmine of content when all is said and done.
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Just go to The Capital Grille and get a medium rare prime rib oscar for fuck's sake.
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He won't do it. He's too stuck up
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Prime rib oscar, I'm telling you. It'll make your piss smell weird.
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WWAWD taking a perfect coffee-scented piss after a cup or two in the morning
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We’re beyond that. The man in charge already agreed. It’ll be fun albeit a bit cold. NYC tends to get that way mid December. CHH and myself grew up at least in part close together. Turk will have a field day.
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I rarely drink coffee so when I do it literally smells exactly like it. It's crazy. Otherwise, I pound water all day every day and still take dehydrated orange pisses all the time unless I've been drinking booze.
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You've apparently never had a prime rib oscar. If you did you'd be like "fuck, Abe was right."
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Man how the hell are you taking dehydrated orange pisses if you're drinking water all day?
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I'm not sure. I probably have thin person diabetes or some shit.
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My piss also foams up like crazy but it has my whole life because I have a wicked high-pressure stream.
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You’re not from Rockland or Queens (NY not Queensland, you bottle of maple syrup). You wouldn’t get it.
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@chocolatehellhole still nothing?
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Thin urethra. You should try sounding
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Really? I've got a narrow urethra like Hank Hill? Nice. Is that why it takes me an abnormally long time to blow a load too?
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This thread has been infected by Canadian vagrants.
I'm going by your personal requirements to talk first, then meet.
Stop obfuscating the original plans... you ditched my first attempt to meet you in the city. It's your turn to come to our homeland. I will 100% guaranteed show up to The Capital Grille @ GSP or Turiellos on Saturday at whatever timeslot you prefer.
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Yeah and it shoots with high velocity too I bet