We’re closer than ever before to a Pig and Cow clash

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Atta boy, Joe! Brave when everyone else is fearful and all that. Never mind that even Elon's brother has been dumping the stock.

A fool and his brother's money are soon parted.

 

[kingship75]

And not just any stock. A stock that is probably the most volatile stock in the market this side of penny stocks because it is a cult of personality stock that is divorced in some ways from any traditional metric. Sure, it could go back to $450+, but A) even if it does, he's at best doubling his money, and B) it's probably just as likely to skid down below $200. If Elon drops dead tomorrow, that TSLA stock will be below $150 in a heartbeat. Joe is a brainwashed baboon. He can store his TSLA shares right next to his (worthless) Trump playing cards and coins.

If you are taking a big, risky swing right now a better play would be the triple-leveraged ETFs. TNA, TQQQ, SOXL, etc. Personally, I loaded up on SOXL and TNA yesterday and today and will continue to do so next week if the markets stay down. You can 3-5 times your money on either of those over the long haul. They're certainly risky but if you have faith in the markets they're good plays.

BUY FRUCTOSE!

 

[captainjapan]

Invest in BACON EGG AND CHEESE

 

[bumbum8]

I hope he's lying. Why would he be shaking and crying at having to pay more for soda one minute, then doing this dumb shit the next? Doesn't he still have to buy some new teeth? Didn't the Hag crack her hip recently? He has to be lying. There's too many bills coming up that would eat all that up.
Did he sell one of his uncle's guitars recently?

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

I love how fox news rotted his tiny mind is, that will show those Libtards

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

For those who want to keep track of Joe's losses, he posted this around 11:25 AM EST on Friday. If he posted this immediately after buying his shares, he got in around $245 a share and bought about 40 shares.

TSLA closed at $239.43 and after hours it was down to $235.25. So currently he's down about $400 already. Plus the futures markets look horrible right now. We'll get a good idea of what Joe's day is going to look like at 4 AM EST when the pre-market numbers come up. Every $25/share TSLA falls, Joe loses $1,000.

 

[JasperB]

For those who want to keep track of Joe's losses, he posted this around 11:25 AM EST on Friday. If he posted this immediately after buying his shares, he got in around $245 a share and bought about 40 shares.

TSLA closed at $239.43 and after hours it was down to $235.25. So currently he's down about $400 already. Plus the futures markets look horrible right now. We'll get a good idea of what Joe's day is going to look like at 4 AM EST when the pre-market numbers come up. Every $25/share TSLA falls, Joe loses $1,000.

Shows he is most likely just loying about the whole stock thing. Joe wants to look like a cool, savvy, well-read guy with tons of expendable funds that is doing the right thing to support Elon Musk right now. True story or not, he will either double down about the stock purchase and show how he’s not worried whatsoever about losing even more money on Monday or just move on to whatever cow-brained thought enters his skill; maybe post some shitty egg dish or used guitar equipment purchase.

 

[Diaper Daddy Dude]

 

[captainjapan]

Joe doesn't have ten grand. Joe would have a tough time coming up with $300 cash

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

Good start, Joe

 

[Suetonius]

Good start, Joe

Pat says he’s shorting = Stock goes up
Joe says he’s buying = Stock goes down

 

[lowend73]

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The only similarity between Tom Morello and Joe Cumia is that they are both mixed race. Joe loves to cosplay any guitarist who uses a pedalboard filled with worthless MXR bottom shelf reverb, chorus, distortion, was, etc

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

TNA, TQQQ, SOXL, etc. Personally, I loaded up on SOXL and TNA yesterday and today and will continue to do so next week if the markets stay down. You can 3-5 times your money on either of those over the long haul. They're certainly risky but if you have faith in the markets they're good plays.

noice

 

[Suetonius]

Assuming this is real, Joe bought 10k of Tesla stock on Friday at 10:30am.

10k divided by $250 a share = 40 shares

Current Tesla Price: $226 a share
Portfolio value: $9000

So Joe already lost $1000. Lol.

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Assuming this is real, Joe bought 10k of Tesla stock on Friday at 10:30am.

10k divided by $250 a share = 40 shares

Current Tesla Price: $226 a share
Portfolio value: $9000

So Joe already lost $1000. Lol.

You could've just multiplied the $10k by the percentage drop

 

[captainjapan]

I'm heavily invested in betting on Latvian water polo matches

 

[Diaper Daddy Dude]

 

[Saddam Hussein]

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They’re increasing the tariffs tomorrow on china too. This stock is going nowhere but down

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You could've just multiplied the $10k by the percentage drop

math isn't Sue's thing

 

[Jizz]

They’re increasing the tariffs tomorrow on china too. This stock is going nowhere but down

I read China is Tesla's second biggest market and no Chinamen are going to buy Teslas with all these tariffs when they can get a gook electric for way cheaper. I hope he didn't use Layla's college fund for this!