Went out drinking with my job yesterday

[Cyberatorquer]

I got one of these coming up on the 18th and I pray to God something happens and it gets cancelled.

Only you can make sure it gets cancelled.

 

[guest]

I usually have a 3 drink limit for these things

 

[bantadant]

I usually have a 3 drink limit for these things

I usually drink two beers in my car in the parking lot before I even go in. That way I have a two beer buzz from drinking two beers before I even see anybody. Gives you and advantage because most of them haven't had two beers and therefore don't have a two beer buzz yet

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I usually drink two beers in my car in the parking lot before I even go in. That way I have a two beer buzz from drinking two beers before I even see anybody. Gives you and advantage because most of them haven't had two beers and therefore don't have a two beer buzz yet

So basically you're saying they've had no beers, while you've had two already?

 

[johnnynoname]

However, if you don't come along every once in a while, they'll think you're a weirdo

nigga you a weirdo anyway