Welp, I'm leaving Massachusetts for the first time

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Aint no six flags in VA, man. They either went to Busch Gardens (awesome) or Kings Dominion (kinda gay)

Busch Gardens fucking rules. Kings Dominion objectively sucks. The rides there feel too short and the park feels like ghetto trash compared to Busch Gardens. We kept flipping off the cameras on the rides so they wouldn't sell us the pictures. While waiting on line for the lazy river my friend kept pestering the black girl running the line as to how much urine was in the water today, we would later comeback to ensure her it was definitely higher. I don't remember a single black person on a ride, they were all crowded around a basketball game (not even a fun game, just a three point shot contest) where the grand prize was a stuffed gorilla. Oh the memories.

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Nigga they're gonna harvest your organs

 

[Bam's Cunt]

If this is one of those high caste hot Indian bitches you better give up tit and ass pics

 

[Imager]

@Rutherford_b_Blaze also another reason for traveling to other states—the women in Massachusetts and New England in general are what I describe as “gruff”. There’s something not as feminine about most of them compared to everywhere else in the country. It’s on how they carry themselves.

You gotta get out and about brotherman.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

India's cool, might be a bit of a culture-shock if you never left Mas'.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Blaze's Big Adventure: July 31.

 

[Milk74]

Blaze's Big Adventure: July 31.

Are you going there to meet your potential wife?

 

[Coonskin]

When you go make sure to slaughter a cow in front of a group of them they will respect you

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Are you going there to meet your potential wife?

Gotta do the smell test before I commit, pal.

 

[Milk74]

You really need to post her pic for our approval.

There're literally millions of those broad's, so it's not like we could doxx her.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You really need to post her pic for our approval.

They're literally millions of those broad's, so it's not like we could doxx her.

That's what Dan Mullen kept telling me.

 

[guest]

Don't eat any of their rosewater desserts. Fucking disgusting. My wife howls when she tricks me into eating them.

 

[guest]

Christmas in July, right gang?

 

[Turk February]

It's spelled Indiana, stupid

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Don't eat any of their rosewater desserts. Fucking disgusting. My wife howls when she tricks me into eating them.

Tastes like a fucking gas station bathroom smells

This nigga gonna have a panic attack on the runway

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Tastes like a fucking gas station bathroom smells

This nigga gonna have a panic attack on the runway

This seems like a very likely scenario.

 

[guest]

This seems like a very likely scenario.

If it happens make sure it makes the papers

 

[Bam's Cunt]

This seems like a very likely scenario.

Whatever you do, make sure you smoke a strain of very high THC weed, it'll calm you down

 

[Imager]

I hope you shit on one of their finest streets.

 

[guest]

"la la la, im in love with lovely Jonny"