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Looks like Pat did some real police work in this investigation, only for the judge to insist on having the witnesses testify directly instead just taking Pat's word for it.
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He really thought he was gonna dazzle the courtroom with his Twitter-honed wit.Holy shit, he actually rehearsed the infamous line
Hold onto your hat, swampwubba. You might not believe how it ended.Manufacturing Dissent
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Hoping to see appropriate consequences emerge from this -- wishing y'all luck.
Over 120 likes. This is going to kill!Holy shit, he actually rehearsed the infamous line
Hahahaha. You know he always fantasizes about the best case scenario any time he goes into one of these things, then he becomes absolutely certain that that's what will happen and anyone who says otherwise is a stupid little baby infant child. Then when he actually gets into the courtroom or zoom meeting his pig brain goes haywire and he gets flustered as the judge child isn' tmaking the decision that he wants.Holy shit, he actually rehearsed the infamous line
The Soviets are THROUGH! We brought democracy to Russia, guys!yall niggas herd bout a plane hittin dem muhfuckin twin towers? shits crazy b
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Looks like Pat did some real police work in this investigation, only for the judge to insist on having the witnesses testify directly instead just taking Pat's word for it.
Holy shit, he actually rehearsed the infamous line
What if I told you that you could rehearse your court appearance and guarantee the perfect outcome?Holy shit, he actually rehearsed the infamous line
His misunderstanding of the law starts with him seeking a legal remedy for his little cyberbullying problem in the first place, without doing anything else.The whole thing just pulverized my ribs. Dumb Torque thinking he could just introduce witness accounts and have them taken as gospel. Then when the judge asks him if he understands that he can't do that, Piggy says he doesnt understand and the judge just says "You can't." He's already sick of his shit and isn't going to explain the basics to him. He drops that bomb of a line about closing down bars and the awkward silence that follows. He fucked up saying his own name. When the judge asked him what he thought would happen and he said "I thought I would be heard." The repeated "thaT did noT happen" and "thaT did noT occur" statements. He thought it was going to be his big day when he finally got a W over the atalkers only to once again come off looking like an incompetent retard.
This faggot is literally insane. Go see your daughter, you literally fat faggot.[URL unfurl="true"]https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1495487379993473035?s=20&t=eLyk1Bd3vCFS4QWQd7Ch-w[/URL]
Looks like Pat did some real police work in this investigation, only for the judge to insist on having the witnesses testify directly instead just taking Pat's word for it.
Great, now I’m rock hard. Thanks budThe whole thing just pulverized my ribs. Dumb Torque thinking he could just introduce witness accounts and have them taken as gospel. Then when the judge asks him if he understands that he can't do that, Piggy says he doesnt understand and the judge just says "You can't." He's already sick of his shit and isn't going to explain the basics to him. He drops that bomb of a line about closing down bars and the awkward silence that follows. He fucked up saying his own name. When the judge asked him what he thought would happen and he said "I thought I would be heard." The repeated "thaT did noT happen" and "thaT did noT occur" statements. He thought it was going to be his big day when he finally got a W over the atalkers only to once again come off looking like an incompetent retard.
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