Well, funster?

[guest]

Whoa, linger longer pal.

Patso has never done drugs.

Pat’s three are: drugs, piercing, skydiving.

Imagine proudly saying "I have never taken drugs child" as you actively destroy yourself with alcohol

 

[Theodore from Schenectady]

Pat is retarded and he stinks

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Whoa, linger longer pal.

Patso has never done drugs.

Pat’s three are: drugs, piercing, skydiving.

Pat definitely never skydived, they require you to wear underwear and he ain't having that

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat definitely never skydived, they require you to wear underwear and he ain't having that

 

[NigelCumia]

Ive never been arrested, have you, Pat?

 

[More Worser]

Whoa, linger longer pal.

Patso has never done drugs.

Pat’s three are: drugs, piercing, skydiving.

Pat slung one of his big ol' ham hocks over a horse or a human in a one night stand? Seriously doub unless it was a draft horse or a drunken homeless woman, respectively

Also I won't be surprised if he used to have an ear stud

 

[More Worser]

Funny way to say he didn't do something

 

[guest]

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Just a pathetic sot

 

[DominusOdium]

Its not a one night stand if you fuck again but Im sure pat wants to pretend it still was one because he thinks it makes him more manly. Seeing that pat has married everyone that has let him touch their pussy. Pat hasnt had a one night stand. He is a clingy possessive bitch.

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Niki thought fucking Patrick S Tomlinson was going to be a thrilling and exciting one night stand. Let that sink in.

She saw this bloviating, alcoholic, out of shape but not quite fat YET, autistic douchebag who smelled like dried urine because he doesn't wear underwear trying to sell his wares to even bigger retards at a scifi pedo convention with his dead eyes and womanly face and said "I need to fuck this guy ASAP just for the fun of it".

There really is a woman out there who will open her pissflaps for anybody.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Imagine proudly saying "I have never taken drugs child" as you actively destroy yourself with alcohol

He’s very proud of his “no drugs” yet drinks like fish (alcohol is a drug) as well as coffee (caffeine is a drug) because he’s a retard.

I also believe hes never done drugs because nobody has ever wanted to get high with him. Pretty much everyone (even the most straight / prude type person) at least tries something like weed once when they’re younger to see what all the fuss is. Piggy didn’t have friends in high school and never had a college experience. He probably giggles when he smells weed like it’s a big deal somebody is doing “something bad!” at 43 years old.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I got a 5, I’m m not interested in ziplininig or horse riding.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Funny way to say he didn't do something

“Nearly”

It’s always an almost when it comes to piggy. We all know he would never dream of punching someone.

 

[Ladynyahh]

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"Dinner sorted"
"Smashingly good"

I love British Pat

 

[More Worser]

“Nearly”

It’s always an almost when it comes to piggy. We all know he would never dream of punching someone.

Oh I think about all he’ll do is dream about it, brothaman

 

[bantadant]

Its not a one night stand if you fuck again but Im sure pat wants to pretend it still was one because he thinks it makes him more manly. Seeing that pat has married everyone that has let him touch their pussy. Pat hasnt had a one night stand. He is a clingy possessive bitch.


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Which one is it- was 9/11 the morning after or was it 9/12? Can never keep his dumb lies straight

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

9 for me
I have not been on a cruise ship, but I was on a ship from Greece to Italy, I'm counting it. Also I met Earl Campbell I assume that counts right? He came into the restaurant I was managing

That's an awesome celebrity meet. I'm ALL IN with the Earl Campbell. Love watching those old videos of him trucking linebackers and safeties with his jersey disintegrating.

Some of these are dumb as hell. Piercings? Cruise ships? Ziplining? Who gives a shit.

 

[RickReternal]

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Imagine being an alcoholic and proud of it. Imagine the stupidity and arrogance that requires.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is such a great picture of Pat. No phony "my life is amazing and we're just having the best time every day, y'all!" wide-eyed grin. No pretense of being handsome or even mildly attractive. Just a fat, cross-eyed mess absolutely wasted on his own in a bar he just arrived at.

 

[More Worser]

This is such a great picture of Pat. No phony "my life is amazing and we're just having the best time every day, y'all!" wide-eyed grin. No pretense of being handsome or even mildly attractive. Just a fat, cross-eyed mess absolutely wasted on his own in a bar he just arrived at.

“I fuckn tol’m…” (hiccup) “Doanlet, doan let idiots… doanlet th’idiots never win. An’ I never did.”(hiccup, burp) “I nether did.”