Well, funster?

[More Worser]

We know he skipped school, did drugs, has been in “a limo” (an Uber), gotten a dumb tattoo, sung karaoke, gotten a ticket, been arrested, gone ziplining, been on tv, been on a cruise, smoked, met a celeb (they were annoyed and weirded out by him), and been drunk.

We know he hasn’t had a one night stand, ridden a horse (there was a weight limit), or been skydiving (again, weight limit). I hope to heck he hasn’t gone skinny dipping.

Does Pat lore prove he has actually fired a gun? Reloading his Chinese Grock doesn’t count.

Where’s his piercing? Tongue, glans, or frenulum?

 

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@CuntFucker get a load of this thread

 

[Will Tate]

Does Pat lore prove he has actually fired a gun? Reloading his Chinese Grock doesn’t count.

Yes, there is video of the recoil from his sci-fi pew-pew rifle making his arm fat jiggle, it's the one that made it to Reddit as the lesbian aunt learning self-defense after the evil nazi Trump was elected.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

9 for me
I have not been on a cruise ship, but I was on a ship from Greece to Italy, I'm counting it. Also I met Earl Campbell I assume that counts right? He came into the restaurant I was managing

 

[CruisinColin]

9 for me
I have not been on a cruise ship, but I was on a ship from Greece to Italy, I'm counting it. Also I met Earl Campbell I assume that counts right? He came into the restaurant I was managing

Both you and Pat are cunts for thinking anyone gives a fuck.

 

[Honey Badger]

Keep in mind Niki was a one night stand even though he married her

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Yeah Niki was the whore one night stand he apparently fucked in a car of a baseball parking lot or something fucking retarded.

Pat hasn't been arrested, in his mind.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Both you and Pat are cunts for thinking anyone gives a fuck.

I thought we were all playing!

 

[CruisinColin]

I thought we were all playing!

Oh yeah? Well go play in traffic!

 

[Harry Powell]

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We know he skipped school, did drugs, has been in “a limo” (an Uber), gotten a dumb tattoo, sung karaoke, gotten a ticket, been arrested, gone ziplining, been on tv, been on a cruise, smoked, met a celeb (they were annoyed and weirded out by him), and been drunk.

We know he hasn’t had a one night stand, ridden a horse (there was a weight limit), or been skydiving (again, weight limit). I hope to heck he hasn’t gone skinny dipping.

Does Pat lore prove he has actually fired a gun? Reloading his Chinese Grock doesn’t count.

Where’s his piercing? Tongue, glans, or frenulum?

Whoa, linger longer pal.

Patso has never done drugs.

Pat’s three are: drugs, piercing, skydiving.

 

[Harry Powell]

Also I have a 6-7 score, depending on how we define celebrity.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Keep in mind Niki was a one night stand even though he married her

Its not a one night stand if you fuck again but Im sure pat wants to pretend it still was one because he thinks it makes him more manly. Seeing that pat has married everyone that has let him touch their pussy. Pat hasnt had a one night stand. He is a clingy possessive bitch.

 

[Harry Powell]

Its not a one night stand if you fuck again but Im sure pat wants to pretend it still was one because he thinks it makes him more manly. Seeing that pat has married everyone that has let him touch their pussy. Pat hasnt had a one night stand. He is a clingy possessive bitch.

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That 9/11 one is truly insane. What a fucking stretch there to tie the two together.

And again for the 10,000th time - who talks about their wife like this?

 

[RickReternal]

That 9/11 one is truly insane. What a fucking stretch there to tie the two together.

And again for the 10,000th time - who talks about their wife like this?

Absolutely insane way to talk about your wife. I’d like to think that publicly calling the mother of your child an asshole 6+ years after the divorce is out of bounds, too—probably shouldn’t do that ever, but after so long?

 

[CruisinColin]

Absolutely insane way to talk about your wife. I’d like to think that publicly calling the mother of your child an asshole 6+ years after the divorce is out of bounds, too—probably shouldn’t do that ever, but after so long?

Pat is a tactless fool. Mentioning that once is an error in judgment but if a person keeps bringing it up then they're proud of it.

He's fascinating but not in any way close to the way he'd like to be.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Also I have a 6-7 score, depending on how we define celebrity.

6/7 for me too. Pat really owning us with his far more exciting and fulfilling lifestyle.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Its not a one night stand if you fuck again but Im sure pat wants to pretend it still was one because he thinks it makes him more manly. Seeing that pat has married everyone that has let him touch their pussy. Pat hasnt had a one night stand. He is a clingy possessive bitch.

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It’s not a “one night stand” if you know the person so well you wait in line to get a book signed for them IN HOPES they will eventually have sex with you. A true “one night stand” you shouldn’t be even able to remember their name.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

The idea that that list contains anything to brag about, or that those are life milestones makes me want to flush pig's head in a toilet, more even than usual. It's consoom product, teenager ideas of whats cool, pretend bullshit. Getting arrested was for a vile threat against his own child, not like he was thrashed by strike breakers. He married his thorazine poisoned "one night stand", and he got his bone broken by someone else, for some unknowable reason.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

The bad part of social media to me was never the bullying, doxxing, advertising or brainwashing behind it.
It's finding out how incredibly banal and mediocre everyone's life around me truly is and how many narcissists there are. Myself included obviously.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

It’s not a “one night stand” if you know the person so well you wait in line to get a book signed for them IN HOPES they will eventually have sex with you. A true “one night stand” you shouldn’t be even able to remember their name.

Imagine queuing for sex. Now imagine queuing for sex... with Niki Robinson.

Welp... Pat is an absolute faggot.