Well boys...here we are

[guest]

45 seconds or minutes? both sound wrong

Minutes. Had a pound of the meatloaf.

 

[guest]

Patrick should be rolling in there pretty soon. It is a Wednesday after all.

He has been texted that NortheastPhilly is there and didn't seem to be arrested on sight

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Ask for a “Ricky T”, and if they ask what it is, just say it’s an old child’s drink.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Minutes. Had a pound of the meatloaf.

then blump on, my man

 

[NortheastPhilly]

How many patrons?

About a dozen. Couple groups sitting at tables murmuring, and at the bar its just me, an old fat guy, and a 30ish year old couple.

Freeze Frame by J. Giels Band is now playing and it comically does not fit the mood

 

[RobertMewler]

Patrick should be rolling in there pretty soon. It is a Wednesday after all.

Bzzt. Wrong, child. Pig has said he is usually home by 8, that staying at the bar late is a younger man's game. My theory is there's a regular (and real man) who always mocks Pig when he comes in after work so Pig scurries out of there early to avoid him.

 

[guest]

About a dozen. Couple groups sitting at tables murmuring, and at the bar its just me, an old fat guy, and a 30ish year old couple.

Freeze Frame by J. Giels Band is now playing and it comically does not fit the mood

Be sure to pay with cash and ask about Rick.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Ask if they're a venue for live music.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

About a dozen. Couple groups sitting at tables murmuring, and at the bar its just me, an old fat guy, and a 30ish year old couple.

Freeze Frame by J. Giels Band is now playing and it comically does not fit the mood

Any good bar trivia going on?

 

[guest]

About a dozen. Couple groups sitting at tables murmuring, and at the bar its just me, an old fat guy, and a 30ish year old couple.

Freeze Frame by J. Giels Band is now playing and it comically does not fit the mood

If I wasn't sitting here in my sweats and digesting dinner, I would come there and snipe your thread.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Please tell me you have something printed out that you can pin to the wall of the men's room.

Pat's # with admittance that he'd blow you for meatloaf would be enough

 

[Random username]

How's the boy burger?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Whats the soup of the day today? they really like to push the soup on facebook.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im gonna bounce after this Sixers game. There is absolutely zero pussy here. Im supposed to link up with my cousin in Chicago tomorrow anyway.

Oh and hey Pat, I used my credit card.

 

[Stent]

Pat is a day drinker. Sorry, I mean gay drinker.

 

[guest]

Im gonna bounce after this Sixers game. There is absolutely zero pussy here. Im supposed to link up with my cousin in Chicago tomorrow anyway.

Oh and hey Pat, I used my credit card.

Did they say anything about Gov. Jesse Ventura calling in? Asking for a friend.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Did they say anything about Gov. Jesse Ventura calling in? Asking for a friend.

Having a pest call as Ventura, then a pest at the bar asking “Wasn’t Jesse Ventura governor here or something?”, a minute later, would have been a great fucking bit. Would confuse and rattle them that you’re getting it mixed with Minnesota.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Im gonna bounce after this Sixers game. There is absolutely zero pussy here. Im supposed to link up with my cousin in Chicago tomorrow anyway.

Oh and hey Pat, I used my credit card.

What did you tip at? Andrew was at 50% and they still outed him to the pig. Also, I've been told that writing 'Patrick S Tomlinson has bitch tits' on the receipt is apparently a felony, so be careful.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Having a pest call as Ventura, then a pest at the bar asking “Wasn’t Jesse Ventura governor here or something?”, a minute later, would have been a great fucking bit. Would confuse and rattle them that you’re getting it mixed with Minnesota.

There is a pest that has a solid Ventura impression too.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

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Why is Joe Rogan there in a clown costume?